maidenhair

Babies are the end result of the magic created when the sound of pure, joyful laughter is released out into the universe.

Godsmack - I Stand Alone

Amazing!! Zyx?

*catches* Hmm...chocolate. I have a serious weakness for chocolate! *licks fingers then chucks a VW Bug*

Forum Monger - person who has to have the last post in every thread!

As a result of the accident, I've lost my ability to type and play bass!

I dreamt that the water underneath I bridge I travel everyday on the way to work was infested with alligators. Hungry, jumping alligators. And the bridge had suddenly become wooden with painfully wide slats. I'm sure it has something to do with my love of work.

I am no longer allowed to prepare cream of broccoli soup *shudders* bad memories!

That sounds painful! I'm so hot that I scorch the very earth that I walk upon.

I'm glad for sex. It's amazing!

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You know you love the abuse! G/NG: Fooling around with a co-worker while at work?

I can shoot laser beams from my nipples

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If I were a princess....I'd be Snow White. I considered Belle but she's not really a princess. If I were a tree....

Just curious...was that one of your dirty little secrets? Fooled around with my sister's boyfriend and never told her.

That's so not fair! I answered your Naruto choices under protest. Fine! I'll do another.... Dr Who... Guys: The Doctor (in his current form as the 10th Doctor - David Tennent) Mickey (Rose's old beau) Captain Jack Harkness Girls: Rose Martha Donna

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Taira Yoshiyuki from Beck Mongolian Chop Squad

Fatigue combines with apathy to produce a general malaise at the prospect of returning diligently to my chosen vocation when the sun sinks below the horizon.

NG...not a big fan of rumors or gossip. G/NG: watched another couple having sex...be it accidental or intentional?

*dodges* chops them up to fertilize her garden. *chucks a half-eaten pan of lasagna*

Babies drag themselves out from the depths of darkness and despair to wreck havoc upon the world!

^doesn't realize that my avatar has a thing for boobs...especially hers! Down boy! Down!

I am no longer allowed to practice random acts of violence.