JayDee

That’s the one! Tentacoo wape was what a young tentacle monster thought people said when hearing about tentacle rape without having any idea what either actually meant! That strip had some great characters and absolutely filthy jokes.
Got a tvtropes page so can’t be porn! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/GhastlysGhastlyComic
 

That’s the one! Tentacoo wape was what a young tentacle monster thought people said when hearing about tentacle rape without having any idea what either actually meant! That strip had some great characters and absolutely filthy jokes.
Got a tvtropes page so can’t be porn! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/GhastlysGhastlyComic
 

It’s “Ghastly’s Ghastly Comic” from way long ago: https://ghastly.keenspace.com/d/20010510.html and so on.

Chapter 7 of “Biological Imperative” is posted! Stitch and Lilo get what they want: a new girl to use and a tasty bit of revenge, respectively.
FYI, Googling “Uncle Ghasty” just gets me a bunch of hits about Uncle Ghastly from The Flintstones. So you may need to explain, fellas.

Not a great idea to let him mind your parrot either. What was his slogan, something like “if it talks, fuck it?”

Never let Nort babysit your kids… unless you need someone to put some fear and/or tentacles into your disobedient teens.

Just had a 15 year old “TENTACOO WAPE!” flashback to good ol’ Uncle Ghasty
 

Update: Yesterday, I ended up making a bunch of progress on the next chapter of "Biological Imperative." So now it's looking like that will be the next thing I post – probably tomorrow night.
I'm also pretty close to finishing "Monsters," an original oneshot about an young tentacle monster who is confronted by a gang of teenage girls.
 

From JayDee on March 14, 2021
 
Always feels a little annoying to see a story with 5000+ views and no reviews/only one person reviewing. Folks’re clearly checking it out, could give some feedback. Ah well.
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Hey! You’re saying you can’t write sex scenes but bam! That’s a brief but fun coupling you got there. I especially liked that kiss followed by Argus getting Harry inside. Character development can be tricky. Argus wants to help in his own way.  Sex scenes are hard but I’m getting better?
“Shadows that shouldn’t be there that sort of thing.”
…does Harry suspect Peter Pan is coming for them? :p I kid I kid! Don’t tempt me =p
This one did feel a little choppier – another pass for typos would probably help it some, but otherwise another solid part. And not just Argus’ solid part.
ooof will try to make sure the next one is better.

Thank you! I appreciate your taking the time to review this story (multiple times) despite your not being comfortable with all parts of it.

Just wanted to say again I enjoyed the first parts of Wishful I checked out and the author notes showing more of the effort going into it are super interesting! Quality writing as ever Mr Glass.

Marge's Debt – one of the Simpsons flashfics I wrote back during my year of 52 weekly prompts! This one and the Pegging one were the two basically wholesome ones, while the Mindy and Comic Book Guy ones sure weren’t. Been years since I saw a new Simpsons now. Used to really enjoy it tho, up ‘til 2000 at least I don’t think I saw many bad episodes.
Thank you for the review! I appreciate it! You know, I had a funny feeling that as short as this one was you might get something out of it. Tick off a few of your faves, that sort of thing, especially, yes that last line . Looking at it now I wonder at just what Fat Tony thought when the idea was first put to him but at the end of the day he’s probably had odder proposals in a town as wacky as Springfield.
Thanks again!

Bart the Ripper
That feeling when you have to go back 14 years and five pages of Simpson stories to find a Bart/Lisa story you haven’t yet messily defiled yourself over and the author has wasted your arousal by having them at 18 and 20 instead of what gets you going and so, one handed, angry but resolute, you leave your feedback. Then, finding your edge again, you continue back further, ever further, to the old archives on stuttering servers, bytes dying, looking for the very earliest Simpsons smut, where Smithers was still black.
...thanks for taking the time to leave a comment!

Some author notes for “Wishful” (warning: SPOILERS)
The concept behind this story went through a few iterations before Jomahawk and I agreed on one. One idea was to make it like Heavy Metal, with a main character who becomes a super-stud when he is transported to a fantastical world of warring factions. Another concept involved an augmented-reality world. But I’m happy with the premise we ended up with. Most of the major characters’ names, appearance, choice of clothing, and sexual quirks, as well as several other details, were given to me by Jomahawk. One thing I really enjoyed about writing this story was contrasting the ways in which the Wishful and real-world characters speak. I like writing flowery speech, and it was fun to get into how Jace finds himself talking that way when he’s in his “King Jace” persona. The board game Coin of the Realm was inspired by Settlers of Catan, although the monetary units were taken from Dungeons & Dragons. In chapter 2, Alice mentions that one of her grad-school friends is dating a cop. When I was in grad school, I had a classmate who was dating a police officer. The Leporine twins’ dialogue and behavior were inspired by the Dee Dees (Harley Quinn’s granddaughters) from Batman Beyond. The Food 'n Fuel convenience store mentioned in chapter 2 is an allusion to Flip's Food and Fuel on The Loud House -- a show that both Jomahawk and I enjoy. Slave to the Grind, the coffee shop mentioned in that chapter, is the name of an actual coffee shop I once went to.  People who are as picky as I am about language will notice that “Benata” and “Leporine” are capitalized but “kain” (Neva’s dog-like species) is not. This is because Benata and Leporine refer not only to a race but to a civilization. Kain, on the other hand, is largely a racial designation, because the kain do not have a unified government or culture; instead, they live in self-governed bands that do not necessarily share a language, religion, or traditions. The hierarchical Benata civilization is based on feudal China, while the kain were inspired by the Comanches of the American Southwest. The Leporines’ warrens are a set of loosely affiliated city-states and aren’t based on anything in particular. Of all the sex scenes in the story, the one I most enjoyed writing was probably the scene in chapter 4 between Jace and Alice. For one thing, it’s the first sex scene in the story that takes place in the real world, which ups the intensity. Also, once I had the idea of Alice essentially daring Jace to find all of her hot spots and turn-ons, it gave me clarity as to how the rest of the chapter should go, because I could use all of Lady Aliss’ hot spots and turn-ons as a guide. It also enabled me to keep ramping up the action without either character feeling the need to stop and say, “Wait, we’re siblings, should we be doing this?” In figuring out Valerius' origin story, I did a little research on Roman concepts of the afterlife. It turned out that a lot of Romans -- especially those in the cities -- didn't believe in an afterlife at all and therefore didn't worship a god of the underworld. So I chose not to mention any specific gods when talking about who judged Valerius when he died. When I was writing the part of chapter 8 where Angelica talks about wolves and incest, I looked up animal incest to make sure I wasn’t just talking out of my ass. It turns out that wolves and other mammalian species have mechanisms that make incest rare but don’t prevent it all together.

Yeah, @JayDee now that I think about it Satsuki has entirely too many similarities to Machiko (reminds me that I really need to read that story at some point, could only find the comic version), minus the whole ‘superpowered sailor suit’ thing. Nothing new under the sun, I guess.
That means a lot to hear. In truth I wasn’t as happy with this one as I was with the sequel, mainly because of the thing I mentioned a while back with my idea of what I wanted out of the story changing halfway through. Thus the thing with Chun-Li in the first chapter that feels kind of incongruous with the rest of it.
Chun-Li I expected, but Satsuki is a pleasant surprise. It occurs just how bewilderingly strange her character must be to anyone who hasn’t watched KLK themselves (for instance, they might not know that her transformed appearance is this), so, why would you say she was your favourite? Just out of curiosity.
And in answer to what you and @InvidiaRed said, I’ll definitely try and get around to posting the sequel at some point. Need to have a think about what the tags should be, though. 

And Fifteen, the final chapter (really more of an epilogue) is now up.

It suddenly occurs that I never saw her using that in the animated movie that she’s supposed to technically be from. Would’ve thought it’d come in handy in the fight with Vega… hrm.
Lets just keep going and hope nobody notices.
 
Actually, while you’re here, you mentioned that you enjoyed the final fight scene here. Which is a huge relief, cause the first time we did it JayDee said it wasn’t as good as the first fight between Satsuki and the Hierophant, and I myself sort of agreed that it felt like we’d spent all our best ideas. We redid it into the form you see now. So, what did you like about it? Was there anything in particular?

Chun-Li manipulates Ki as do almost all street fighters. Which is to say Kikoken is using the ambient life energy around and her own to form the projectile.

What the heck. https://imgur.com/a/e5D1oZS

I recall wanting to fit a bit into Bunkerkampf at one point where Kyle goes to her ‘So, I always wondered, how do you do that thing with shooting fire out of your hands’ only to then realise that I don’t know how she’s supposed to do it either.
To me it is, I was only a little kid then.
That it is. The guy does some amazing work.
Now that I think about it, I wonder if it’d be worth bunging the imgur collection I keep all the character art in here? Unsure if enough people even bother coming here for it to be worthwhile, though. What do you think?

You might enjoy SNL's "You're a Rat Bastard, Charlie Brown"
 
 

~line from “You’re A Made Man Now, Charlie Brown.”

wait really? i just made that up! i had no idea it was from a play!

~line from “You’re A Made Man Now, Charlie Brown.”

If the bad guy’s been watching some Chris Hansen this might not go his way!