pittwitch

I want a link to this one… seriously, guys? That's just beyond idiotic

Doesn't help with the general public perception that flight crews are permenantly drunk off their asses!

I'm sure you can do it, and if not, it'll be a story to tell anyhow

You can do it!

Costume sorted for expediency's sake. Ordering one.

Ah, is the silly season getting to you? Or is it the idiot your working for? Either can be remedied easily enough with booze and a sturdy cudgel if your so inclined.

*gets the deballer and claw hammer out*

has the perfect spot for the hole ...

Some people should use comas. It might improve their writing.

I also find extra commas in my writing. Perhaps they're ones that wondered over from non-comma users stories.

arm... wandered

OMG Rogue, Twilight, the Ballet. I could costume that!

When I have all 21 black/rhinestoned rock n roll tutus finished I plan to take a picture amongst the beasties. Look out!

Tee hee! Video cam and YouTube? *snicker*

Thanks everyone. I'm still struggling with facing this reality.

I'm so very sorry for your loss! If you need ANYTHING, and I mean it, snag me! *hugz to you*

Hang in there, *huggles and hands over ice cream gallon* I'm praying for you and your family on my end.

My deepest sympathies to you and your family.

Thank you, my dears. Mom is at peace. I am happy for her. Sad for me.

Give yourself plenty of time and space to grieve, my dear. We are allowed to miss them terribly, you know.

If you can, next time just listen patiently with "uh-hmm" and "yes?" here and there. Then after they're done explaining just ask, "So how are you going to handle this problem?"

Well, it's worth a try. Good luck in any case.

I've now unplugged the phone.

Yay!! Smart plan PW

Will do my best to keep the mojo going too, like Bronxie *hugs* all around, PW

It's working. First round of IV chemo went easy today. I almost dare hope.

This is wonderful news!

My friend has what he calls a 'porn friend' who is designated to come into his home and scour it of his hardback porn when he dies so his mother doesn't find it. Some setup, eh?

Like Marley wrote, make plans. In the Britcom "Coupling" one of the characters explained the "Porn Buddy" concept in detail.

My files (including history, cache, etc.) are automatically encrypted enough to stop plain old friends and family. That fact alone should scare them away from looking any further.

@FairySlayer LOL you HOPE.

Oh, SK's idea about cookies that burst into flames is pretty awesome. Imagine how you could "take care of your family issues" with them.

Basically, you'd need to carmelize the insides to hold some high-proof liquor and then somehow use wintergreen Lifesavers as an ignition source (since they spark when crunched).

I'll start typing a letter to Alton Brown for some thoughts on that.

LOL FS! If only I could wreak mayhem via cookie!

If you figure out a way to do just that, do share!

Ooh! Tie the person to a chair, lock his or her head in a brace, and I'll give you hours of certain TV shows you can force upon this person. (You can probably guess which shows I have in mind; reality shows would be too cruel even for you!)

I recommend the tweezers.

The end result has been that I'll be taking more responsibility for the work, and the business partner (aka torture victim) will be stepping back and taking a break, which should also be a break on my nerves.

I'm so very sorry, love... ::hugs tightly::

I'm sorry, PW. *HUGZ*

Saying goodbye is the hardest thing in life.

Good luck and knock 'em dead!

Let's see: you're conscientious, good with (important!) details, plus you don't let anyone get away with BS. That makes you perfect for keeping the cashiers and those types in line.

I'd hire you.

Good luck PW.

Must not kill of your own spawn, eh?

@pittwitch Other people tend to get upset when you do, not to mention the paperwork.

 There’s always paperwork, and so much of it!  @Desiderius Price is right about that.

Aren't we all dying? Oh, wait, not that kind of dying.

Ah, but in that race, I could beat you!

too damn messy...

Oh, sheesh. And let me guess, they're of the opinion that you have nothing better to do than handle emergency calls.

I know how you feel witch, my Nana had to go into a home two years ago now because she'd forgotten how to feed herself, and was prone to wandering the streets. It's hard to let go, but once you find a good place and get the ball rolling everyone will be better off. Most care facilities specializing in alzheimers and dementia have special cottages onsite for spouses to live, while still remaining mostly autonomous. So that should be an option. And as for the kids? Screw em. Seriously,...

this is a bad situation but you know what's best here, not them, and unless they're willing to buck up and help, you do what you gotta do and hell to them. The only thing ignoring the problem will achieve is tears when the inevitable occurs.

*grins* I see Teengirl joining just to harrass you and chatter in the SB cause that girl can TALK!

Seriously! And I can't find the damned off switch anywhere. -.-

LOL!

::huggles::

*hugs* I'm sorry.

*snuggles* I'm very sorry to hear that PW!

Just tell yourself the kids are back in school tomorrow...

I hate when that happens. I don't know if it's worse to wake up or go to bed stressed though...

Thanks all -- today was much better except for the white covering over everything in sight! First Snow! Wheeee! Crazy drivers! Here I come!

Thanks, Willow. I needed that!

hope they find the 15 year old

She's still not home tonight. Thanks for the good thoughts.

Hey! Moms get first dibs on the Reese's!

I hid my stash from my parents when I realized they were the reason all my good candy went MIA...

LOL Apollo: I'm #1 of 9 kids -- my parents would have be LUCKY to find our stash, we hid it from each other!

::hugs and offers whiskey:: We always get past these things, even when it feels like this is the last straw. Hang in there, love!

Feeling rather like Sisyphus ATM.

Well, he never had expensive professionals who'd like to help him with his task. It will come!

Cheers for PW and gently pokes SK...

*mumbles about witches and their uncounterable comebacks*

*grumbles and gives the witch a bouquet of roses*

can I help? I'll bring a pickaxe...cold ground is HARD.

YOU guys are GREAT! Love ya all!

~vents frustrations on PW~