NinjaGaijin

An early Englishman. Why was English created?

Yes, but I'm confused about how to order it... Correct order to watch the Star Wars movies: 4-5-6-1-2-3 or 1-2-3-4-5-6?

It would still be there, but it would be more... female-oriented. Suppose there's a two-headed human. How many persons are there, one or two?

I get it, I play FFT too... once. [been reading ancient history] Why are ancient Greeks gay?

Because they don't want to be understood. What's your astrology profile for today?

Why not? Write what you want. Probably there are some nostalgic fans out there. What fandom are you referring to, by the way?

They're minions of Lord Voldemort, who has similar eyes IIRC. Why did Zidane do that stupid thing at the end of his international career? WHY?

Socks, of course. If it's filled with anything else it wouldn't be called the socks drawer. Who do you want to own?

Q: Quetzalcoatlus [that's a pterosaur] Quagga [half-zebra] No need for Queersaurus or Queerpithecus!

J: Javanese Tiger [Confirmed extinct, sadly]

G: Giant Ground Sloth [is this too hard, people?]

They're tactile organs, used to feel sensations near their face. Humans don't need 'em because we have free hands. How do you avoid penalties?

I get to decide... Prehistoric/extinct animals! A: Archaeopteryx

Only if you can't play videogames while sleeping. Why isn't Superman fighting Catwoman & Penguin in 'Superman Returns'? Batman did that in Batman Returns.

Yes, but the surviving fairies now are immune to skeptic-induced sudden deaths. What do fairies evolve from?

Vauxhall ...I haet cars

The Greyarchive allows everything and they don't censor. Their new part allows autopublishing a la AFF.

S: Suitengu Chouji [speed Grapher]

In a contest. What contest was it?

Well, from where I'm at, we have all sorts of food nonlocals would call bizarre... Goat testicle satay Bat kebab Just about anything edible inside a cow can be put in various soups here. Roast dog Chicken feet... nah, not strange enough. Crispy fried chicken guts Crispy fried snails Palm maggots ----Now try and beat my local fares.

P: Pete Pumps [Ginban Kaleidoscope] I know, I know, obscure character, obscure anime, but he's been called a bishonen by a fan...

It's possible. Just do it slowly. What do they mix in kebab meat?

No, because nobody will sell ice cream for any amount of money there. It's a place full of torture, you know. What would a masochist's hell be like?

G: Ginji [GetBackers] Do I fail bishonen?

T: Two-Face [batman]