NinjaGaijin

No, you're not yet awake, Quamp. You're still inside the Matrix. What happens if we start to replace letters with numbers in our languages?

Not all exotic meats taste like chicken... try bat, it's better than chicken! What's the meaning of 'well-fucked'? Is it some kind of oxymoron?

Yes. It worked for me. Seriously. It's better than charging head-on into things. Elvis said 'only fools rush in'. What is avian flu?

Daniel Defoe

V: Vanilla [it's a pod, so it's technically a fruit]

Other people led me astray, but not you. Do readers actually like 'Author Notes' on fics?

...People will try to force characters from fandoms with a medieval/classic/ancient background timeline [eg Soul Calibur, Dynasty Warriors] into fics set in modern times. IT REALLY ANNOYS.

O: Orange... the arch-nemesis of apple

Praying Mantis ...is a grasshopper that has graduated from n00bness.

No. You know, chaos theory, butterfly effect, etc., etc., Would you believe me?

A dweller of the tropics here... You guys complain about that kind of temperature? Sheesh. Try 40 degrees C in midday Arabia...

ATTENTION EVERYONE I HOLD REDSLIVER HOSTAGE I WILL EXCHANGE HIM FOR THE RELEASE OF MY 100 NINJA COMRADES JUST DON'T BOMB US PLEASE, MIND THE KIDS Why is Classical music limited to the work of some 15th-19th French and German composers?

[the] Selfish Gene, Richard Dawkins A must-read.

Lord of the Rings ...duh

Check your chair... cheap hard chairs do that to bottoms. Why, why do they bomb that building full of children!?

ILIAD by Homer

Use lawyers. Sue them for creating an unpleasant residential disturbance or something. What do you put in your soup?

No English Q colour so I cheated by using Chinese... Q: Qing [green]

In a world where named pets get flattened under speeding cars and named people killed by bombs and guns, what else could you expect... What do you buy the most, apart from necessities?

J; Jade green

Lots of 'em, but even then, you can still experience both at the same time towards the same entity. Can you give me an example of something you love & hate at the same time?

OoT but... is what you say about the 'unprettied' fairy tales true? Got any evidence?

I'm a professional beta reader. No, seriously, I'm a book editor. I'm still dreaming to be a scientist, though.

Public Enemy

No, you're just a bot! How do we tell between people and bots on the net?