Melrick
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I am sobbing quietly in the corner whilst calling Daz a big meany.
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4856
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Making Your Mind Up (song - Bucks Fizz )
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Rolf Harris
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I am flicking Daz the bird, whilst telling her I've never even seen snow before let alone experienced subzero temperaturs.
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Emission (as in "night emission", what they used to call wet dreams. )
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Me neither. I have never seen a skunk before.
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And miss out on sex?? Not guilty! G/NG - Wishes their couch was comfortable enough to allow them to sleep on it all night without waking up in enormous pain.
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You lucky, lucky devil you, it's me! Daz?
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Broom
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I am asking to feel Leon's hip just to ensure that her analysis was correct.
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Live It Up (song - Mental As Anything)
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Bob Geldof
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Groan
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Nope. Although it's a pity you weren't female, because then I could have used the chat-up line "Only dazzled by your beauty!". Oh yeah, that would have worked a treat! echtrae?
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I am getting a little tired of the constant, endless, successive days of temperatures over 32C/90F
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I have. Often the fish you get in fish and chips shops is just shark. I have never eaten squid.
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(What do you mean the wrong mood? I didn't realise there was any other mood to be in ) Penetrate
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Wayfarer
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Not guilty. G/NG - Is immensely thankful your school years are far behind you!
