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Melrick

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  1. Melrick

    I Am...

    I am thinking that husbands really get in the way sometimes.
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  3. Melrick

    I Am...

    I am wondering if I should push my luck by asking Daz to kiss it all better. lol
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  5. (You don't need Nan, I have wood! ) Burn
  6. Melrick

    I Am...

    I am sobbing quietly in the corner whilst calling Daz a big meany.
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  8. Melrick

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    Making Your Mind Up (song - Bucks Fizz )
  9. Rolf Harris
  10. Melrick

    I Am...

    I am flicking Daz the bird, whilst telling her I've never even seen snow before let alone experienced subzero temperaturs.
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  12. Emission (as in "night emission", what they used to call wet dreams. )
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  14. Melrick

    I Have Never....

    Me neither. I have never seen a skunk before.
  15. And miss out on sex?? Not guilty! G/NG - Wishes their couch was comfortable enough to allow them to sleep on it all night without waking up in enormous pain.
  16. You lucky, lucky devil you, it's me! Daz?
  17. Broom
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  19. Melrick

    I Am...

    I am asking to feel Leon's hip just to ensure that her analysis was correct.
  20. Melrick

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    Live It Up (song - Mental As Anything)
  21. Bob Geldof
  22. Groan
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  24. Nope. Although it's a pity you weren't female, because then I could have used the chat-up line "Only dazzled by your beauty!". Oh yeah, that would have worked a treat! echtrae?
  25. Melrick

    I Am...

    I am getting a little tired of the constant, endless, successive days of temperatures over 32C/90F
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