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Status Updates posted by Melrick
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My time online will be greatly reduced until early May, which means no reading of stories for me until then. I'll add new monthly prompts though for next month (unless I completely forget).
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What a truly shitty time for my computer to develop intermittent but possibly serious problems, days before I leave for an extended holiday. God I hate computers sometimes.
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And relatively inexpensive at that, even for a bronze certified.
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True, it's just lousy timing. At least I might actually be able to enjoy my holiday now, anyway.
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and now I have to get one for me. Mine is completely dead
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Just a reminder for people that the new Monthly Prompts is now open! Look for the Challenges/Requests forum, and click on the "Dribs, Drabs and Doggy Tales!" subforum.
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I love the challenge of trying to get them all in at once.
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posted this to fb too
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Okay.
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You know you're getting old when you now need reading glasses. Next step, screaming at the kids to stay off the lawn.
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Personally, I went for those lineless bifocals so I can fake being not-that-old.
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yep, have the progressive bifocals, although I've been wearing THOSE since I was TWELVE. Screaming? Lemme get my carriage whip....that'll fix 'em!
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Well thankfully I don't need bifocals, but if I do then those lineless ones would be the way to go, even if they are expensive.
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Australia has an election coming up to vote for a new leader, a Prime Minister. Our election campaign season? 1 single month, and then it's all over. And we STILL complain about the length of it.
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Aussie inventions: Prepaid postage, 1838. Refrigeration, 1856. Electric drill, 1889. The notepad, 1902. Worlds first full-length feature film, 1906. Film clapperboard, 1930. The ute (pickup truck), 1933. Zinc cream, 1940. Cloud Seeding, 1947. Blackbox flight recorder, 1956. Plastic spectacle lenses, 1960. Ultrasound, 1961. Latex gloves, 1964. inflatable aircraft escape slide, 1965. Bionic ear, 1979. Duel flush toilet, 1980. Test tube babies, 1984. wi-fi, 1996. Scramjet, 2002.
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LOL! I'm not sure I can top Rogue's offer, so I'll toss in a loud HUZZAH!
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*tosses in some booze*
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Well I don't drink, but I'll sure as hell take the BJ!
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So, today 2 family members come to stay at our tiny little house, sleeping on the floor. Trust me when I say that the next 2 weeks are going to be A. Living. Hell. I really don't want to be here.
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Moradin. He has a hammer.
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Now to count down the days...
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Ouch, Melrick. I do hope you will still have hair left when your relatives go back to their own homes.
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Picked up my cost-free rental car for the duration of my car being repaired. I shall now assume the use of breaks is optional.
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lol Duly noted.
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I take frequent breaks myself. The use of brakes is, however, always discretionary.
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lol It's a nice car, apart from the uncomfortable seats, which are pretty standard in modern cars for some reason.
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I killed a Funnel Web Spider out the back. It was either me or him.
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They're okay. Unless they bite you, in which case you stop being okay.
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passes flamethrower for future use
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I have a feeling we'll be having this discussion for a very long time. Spiders are NOT okay... ever. No shape, size or form... well, except dead form. Then they're okay.
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Fucking great. A day that started pretty ordinary gets a whole lot worse when I get rear-ended in my car. *sigh*
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If the car is written off, the agreed value of it wouldn't even be enough to buy the same car again. So I either have to buy a worse car or put my own money to it. I loose either way.
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That absolutely sucks. Is there any hope that they'll choose to fix instead?
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Don't know. I'll find out next Wednesday.
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Fun fact: 8 of the top 10 deadliest snakes in the world are Australian. The worlds deadliest, the Inland Taipan, has enough venom in one bite to kill 230 people.
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And that is why I stay the hell away from your backyard, my friend. I'd need full body armor to visit your backyard, honestly...
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I'm taking great delight in knowing my backyard is safer than Melrick's yard.
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*sniggers* mine's safer. No snakes at all... and no lizards, or frogs, or even deadly spiders.
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Ricky Gervais quote: "Sarcasm: helping smart rational people not batter idiots to death for hundreds of years."
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He's a wise man, Mr. Gervais...
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Yes indeed.
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Sarcasm? Wazzat?
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Overheard from my mum out the front: “DIE ya bugger!” Either that was a Jehovah Witness or a cockroach.
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Oh dear. You have my sympathy!
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Mine as well. At least it's legal to kill the cockroach.
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Half of my family are Witnesses. Just imagine getting the recruitment speech every single visit... oh and they get more zealous with family
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It wasn't enough that the upright freezer and washing machine needed replacing this year, now the fucking fridge has shit itself! *sigh*
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I sure hope so. It's a pain in the arse, not to mention the wallet.
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Oh, do tell! I'm babying my aging kitchen appliances myself.
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I am too. I agree with Bronx, rule of three needs to apply.
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If anybody here lives in England, could you tell me if dark chocolate is known as plain chocolate there? An English recipe mentions both plain and milk choclate, which are the same thing here.
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Got my flu jab today for the upcoming winter. And for those who still think the flu jab can give you the flu, I'm declining the temptation to call you an idiot. I hope you appreciate my restraint.
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Actually, that was me showing tremendous restraint. You should see me when I'm annoyed.
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Honestly, I think this has gone too far. It's easy to read mal-intent when you can't hear inflection. Melrick, I do not deny your right to express yourself, I responded because your initial statement was very challenging towards naysayers. I hold no disrespect for your position, I just gave an opposing one and I thought it was funny that it didn't take much to break your restraints. LockedBox - I don't feel I incited with my view, as my words were not inflammatory, but perh...
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Aack! The comment box lets you ramble on but there seems to be a character limit. I was cut off and so was Locked Box. How do you read the entire comment?
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A quote by Ricky Gervais: "A Troll is someone who wants you to feel, for a few seconds, as miserable as they do their entire existence." How true.
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Any fans of the British horror writer James Herbert will be sad to learn he's died, aged only 69.
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Yep, rather sad.
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aw jeez
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That's unfortunate. May these talented stars rest in peace. =(
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Saw a young 20's couple sitting at a table at an eatery, each with their phone in their hands, silently typing away. Really? That's what society has decended to, where people can't have face to face conversations anymore? Wouldn't be surprised if they were texting each other.
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I put my phone on vibrate when I'm out, stuff it in my purse, and ignore the vibrating purse. I don't go out to type (unless you count writing at the pool).
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it's the current mentality. How many of the obnoxious people will be talking to you but the second the phone rings they take that and ignore you.
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My aunt and uncle who are in their 60s txt each other from across the dinner table.
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Something I read: "Grammar - it's the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit." So very true.
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and lazy idiots that are more concerned with clothes, make-up and music than learning something that was taught way back in grade school.
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Things aren't much better in this country, sadly.
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I know teens here, and grown ups too, who think it's boring to read... I nearly beat the living daylights out of the girls who said that to me, with my one volume, hardcover Lord of the Rings...
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Finally wrote, and actually finished, a new story. That's the first one in a long time, and it's birth wasn't too easy, either.
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WTG Melrick!
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Thanks. :-)
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I'll tell you, I'm quite happy with the fact that if I want to read staff stuff, it's always going to be GOOD stuff. We're blessed with having excellent writers on staff except for me and Rogue of course