Leonhart29

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Check in the refrigerator. Am I the only one that finds what they need in the crisper drawer?

I am home and thinking up the best torture for my kids. I am wondering what ever possessed them to try and kill each other in English class. I am thinking poop patrole might be the best thing.

Slick

Guilty G/NG - has hit themselves in the morning for calling said ex.

Addition

I guess I haven't either but - I have never had pea soup.

I am finished feeding the plot bunnies. I am now inundated with little baby plot bunnies that are sucking all the juice out of the older ones. I am wondering how many stories I can handle at once.

Because they never had anything as a child. Why?

Diabolical

Um - not guilty. I never danced with my ex-husband in any light. G/NG - likens ex lovers to evil beings but thinks they would win in a knock down drag out fight?

Hugh Jackman

5616

Sticky

Yes ... ... ... I'm scared. Do you think if we bottled Mr. B Natural he could cure that annoying habit some people have of breathing?

Because everyone wants something for what they can give others. Why?

I am having plot bunnies over for dinner. I am trying to coax them into giving over their ideas. I am thinking some penis shaped carrots might do the trick.

I have - I can eat a whole one without blinking an eye. I have never - liked cabbage.

5606

Nap-time

Nasty

I am happy to be home. I am frustrated because everyone else in the building knows how much they are getting for the bonus this year but my team is still left in the dark. I am thinking I need to write, write, write.

I have - and it wasn't the best thing in the world - I don't think i needed it. I have never - met a therapist I liked.

Frank Burns