OMFG - I honestly think that this is the answer to my prayers! I've been looking for something to make sure my little girls don't EVER let someone touch them ... am I the only one that smells the burning sarchasm? Any hoo... gotta love those Texans and our warped sense of morality...
Now I know the REAL reason behind high school athletics.
And here I thought the real reason I gained weight was because I couldn't resist the gummy bears... Damn men and their calorie ridden Love juice...