^ Is onto the main reason why the passports are the way they are.
< Was told to take down hair so it fell behind <'s shoulders, put on glasses, and not smile when picture was taken.
< Was told that next time < shouldn't wear makeup as the picture would be more life like.
< Informed the postal worker that < tries not to scare little kids and old ladies by not going out of the house without makeup.
V Thinks passports are really a government conspiracy to get people to think twice about leaving home at all.