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Because they figured out that was why Cousin Clem couldn't look at anything but the insides of his eyelids. Why?

Love and Affection - Nelson

Master Minds (Movie)

Kids who actually mind their manners (not that mine do)

Kids Into Neglecting Girls Kiss Others Nightly... Gosh! G H O S T S

Guilty - kinda... they left before they could be thrown bodily from the establishment. G/NG Has received a gift from a family member that left you speechless

I suggest co-offices - one in Canada and one in the United States. How would we choose who heads up these offices?

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I am no longer allowed to tell a coworker that they are not the center of the Universe and that I do not bow down to them just because they are the only one out of 15 people who don't want to do something.

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Guilty - lack of personality tends to make that happen G/NG - is putting off having to do something because it's not exactly fun

Because it's ingrained in our genes. Which is pretty interesting don't you think?

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I am no longer allowed to put off going to work because I had a sleepless night and am now a member of the walking dead.

I was told this one today (and I'm hoping I got it right) so sit back and get ready to laugh (I hope). Coffee and Sex An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido. "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin!" "Not a problem," replied the doc. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!" "Really? What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!" Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?" "Oh, no, no, no, Doctor, the sex was fine indeed! Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

Not me either. quamp (on the off chance he shows back up ... do you know how hard it is NOT to capitalize a "proper" name?)

Put tubes up the cow's asses and pump the gas and shit somewhere else. Is that a bit inhumane?

Not Guilty - but that comes from being a single Mom - I would love to actually raise my kids instead of just visiting them when I got home from 50+ hours a week. G/NG Thinks of work as an escape

^ Had the ultimate bad trip... High School < Was in Jr high and High school in the late 80's < Did <'s own thing and told the bullies, air heads, jocks, and stoners to fuck off if they couldn't take it (much like now actually) V Does their own thing but in a way that others can accept.

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Apparently I am to someone and we'll leave it at that. I have never teased someone about a subject that's important to them even if I REALLY, REALLY wanted to.

I am looking at my dinner and saying "Oh goodie! TV dinners again." I am coming to the realization that when someone in the house other than me says "Don't worry about it, I'll cook." it means they're going to go the easiest way. I am not going to like what my stomach has to say about this one.

Nothing that's been published anyway I have never wanted to star in a porn film