Ah! Very amusing. I've got one for you.
My group of adventurers went to investigate a Kaer (hiding place) that we were trapped in by a group of thieves. As we wandered the many halls of this establishment, one of the floors caved in and three of us fell into a deep pit. My character was near unconsciousness from the fall and the human has lost consciousness, so our fate was left to the dumbest member of our party - an ork warrior with a perception (Int. equivalent) of about 6.
Well, long story short, Gwar (that is the ork) had a stroke of genius. If you have ever played with a really stupid character, you will know to always be leary of their geniusness. Anyway, he tied a rope to a Hawk hatchet with the idea of using the hatchet as an ancher for the rope to help climb out of the pit.
Unfortunately for the party, this is where his genius ended. Instead of trying to get the rope anchered to one of the nearby pillars, he saw the troll standing at the edge of the crater and decided to engage his assistance.
"Here, catch!" he yelled as he threw the hawk hatchet at the troll at full strength (wouldn' t want the troll to be unable to catch it afterall). Well you can see where this is going...For those of you who can't:
The troll caught the hatchet in the center of his chest. To make matters worse, the ork tugged on the rope to be sure it was secure and then used the rope to climb out of the hole - all 300 pounds of him. He then approached the troll, grabbed the hatchet and yanked it from his chest saying, "nice catch," before looking into following my instructions to get the rest of us out.
Orks aren't very bright sometimes.