AmyMcClair

Because humans have found it impossible to see though people without really heavy equipment. Why?

To him, maybe. I know my hubbie thinks my mother is a complete psycho. Should it concern me that I think he might be right on some level?

I am sure you should too. I am not wanting to get you into any trouble with the SO. I am wishing Daz luck on her dinner date.

(Sorry, I am apparently having technical difficulties with my ABCs. ) Hickory

I am unsure that anyone at the party would notice that you were screaming then. I am sure that it would be fun to find out.

Nope, mine have been calling my house every other day for the last six weeks confirming what presents are for which people, even though the boxes are clearly marked. Should I be happy that I don't have to spend x-mas dinner with them?

I am suggesting to Daz that she go ahead and scream now so that she doesn't scare the inlaws.

Fig tree.

Well, I would say strong liquor, but since you're preggers I suggest good humor and sock puppets for bashing when you get frustrated. Does that help?

I am really liking Daz's siggy. I am also feeling a little bah humbug, but curbing my want to kick one of Satan's elves...I mean Santa's elves.

Cedar (Daz you were supposed to be a Zizerzazerzus as you can plainly see. Sorry Dr. Seuss attacked for a moment.)

Because it takes the longest and thus must be alotted the most amount of time. Did it get mussed by anything else you were doing?

I am finished publishing another fic. I am soo happy.

Bury my head in the sand and pray for good favor among the people of whom I expect something. Do you expect things of many people?

Is it just me, or does this remind anyone else of the old "twinkie defense"?

Ah! Very amusing. I've got one for you. My group of adventurers went to investigate a Kaer (hiding place) that we were trapped in by a group of thieves. As we wandered the many halls of this establishment, one of the floors caved in and three of us fell into a deep pit. My character was near unconsciousness from the fall and the human has lost consciousness, so our fate was left to the dumbest member of our party - an ork warrior with a perception (Int. equivalent) of about 6. Well, long story short, Gwar (that is the ork) had a stroke of genius. If you have ever played with a really stupid character, you will know to always be leary of their geniusness. Anyway, he tied a rope to a Hawk hatchet with the idea of using the hatchet as an ancher for the rope to help climb out of the pit. Unfortunately for the party, this is where his genius ended. Instead of trying to get the rope anchered to one of the nearby pillars, he saw the troll standing at the edge of the crater and decided to engage his assistance. "Here, catch!" he yelled as he threw the hawk hatchet at the troll at full strength (wouldn' t want the troll to be unable to catch it afterall). Well you can see where this is going...For those of you who can't: The troll caught the hatchet in the center of his chest. To make matters worse, the ork tugged on the rope to be sure it was secure and then used the rope to climb out of the hole - all 300 pounds of him. He then approached the troll, grabbed the hatchet and yanked it from his chest saying, "nice catch," before looking into following my instructions to get the rest of us out. Orks aren't very bright sometimes.

I know what you mean about the meaning of terrorist. I guess that was the wrong word to use. What I mean is that if one chooses to protest in a non-violent sort of way, he/she should refrain from choosing a character known for attempting to blow up the government with tons of explosives as his/her "spokesperson." It seems a little counter-productive to me.

On my one Inuyasha story, I got a lot of "write more" reviews. I am sorry that people aren't happy with what I just finished writing, but I will not be adding more to it. I might write a sequel someday, but there was no more to that part of the story. The reviews that really annoy me are the ones where the people write flames, fail to sign said flames, and then ask me to write more. *Grr!* Anyway, as to the why people can't write more intelligent statements than "update soon," I can only leave you with this consolation: I think some of these people are the same ones, who when they write stories, mis-spell words like "complete." Maybe that is why they are unable to comprehend when a story is done.

Because they made puberty suck eggs. Why?

Guess again. Red?

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*hands Red Dexter books* Quit whining. Why was I brought into this Chrismas-y mess?

Mellow Yellow (Song)

Werewolf in London (Movie)

Because it was caught in the great tornado of life. Why?