DarkCabaret

Pitched

I just got access, took me all night of playing in the games forum ..... so yeah I guess I'm happy to have the key! *goes mad with the power*

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Ned sit down and begin to eat. "Ned, you're pretty popular!" says Bill. "I'm the most popular man in the world," says Ned. "Now Ned," says Bill, your pretty popular but you're not the most popular man in the world." "Oh yeah," Ned replies "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I'm friends with anybody you can name!" "That so?" answers Bill, "How about the President of the United States?" "Let's go!" says Ned. The two fly to Washington and knock on the front door of the White House. The president answers, "Ned! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in ages!" The three go play a round of golf and then leave. "That was luck!" says Bill, "Two thousand says your not friends with the Queen of England!" "Let's go!" says Ned. The two fly to Buckingham Palace and, sure enough, are greeted by the Queen. ''Hello Ned my boy! What have you been up to these days?" They enter the palace and have some tea and leave. Frustrated, Bill says, "Double or nothing, you don't know the Pope!" "Benny!" says Ned, "Let's go!" When they get to the Vatican, Ned instructs Bill to wait outside and Ned will come out on the balcony with his arm around the Pope. After a while, a crowd gathers to hear the Pope speak. And as told by Ned, when the Pope came out, Ned's arm was wrapped around him. Ned looks down from the balcony and see's Bill passed out on the ground. He rushes down and wakes him up. "Bill! Bill! Wake up!" Bill opens his eyes and says, "Ned. You're the most popular man in the world." "I told you that, Bill," says Ned, "but you didn't faint when I knew the President! You didn't faint when I knew the Queen!" "Well I was shocked that you knew the Pope," says Bill. "But I just couldn't take it when the guy next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said "Who's that up there with Ned?"

I am watching tv and praying my co-writer will help finish my fic.

Meh, I smoke so I have no opinion! LOL I would almost say it's pro in a way considering some of the characters do it, but at the same it's not. (I'm confuzzled!)

Haha I loved that! The guy peeing on the rock was a bonus. I love newgrounds. it's got some funny stuff! (Foamy!)

*jumps from behind wall* Yep!! Vixen?

^ Knows where the salami is!

I am having fun being a post whore on this here games thingy! I am tired of taking stupid pills!

Nope (lol had to edit) Um Leon?

Puke!

Chris Rock

I haven't either .... like Slurm! lol (Futurama fans will find this funny) I have never enjoyed tennis

^ is a one person spanker. (oh wait ... not like that!!) < Would love to spank someone! V Doesn't wear deodorant

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Kool-Aid! Why does kool-aid change the color of my tongue?

No! Haha Leon?

Haha No! Um .... Vixen?

To get more questions! Why is my water so bland?

^ Enjoys some good sex chat < Definitely wishes more people would! V enjoys a spankin

I have and got a bee stuck in my hair! I have never liked bees!

^ Likes to discuss salami

My siggy had to change. It used to be Rent but that got boring! So now it's Christine Dolce .... she's just really pretty so um no story there really.

But still ... I'd much rather go in the middle of the night and sit on a freezing toilet seat than sit on fire! Then again if I want to seat warm I'll make my mom go before me. LOL!

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