DarkCabaret

Probably ..... *looks at avvie again* Damn hate having to look to make sure! LMAO Trae?

Guess Again! Adara?

Tulip

Nope ... Tis Not! WFK?

Maybe ... *looks at avvie* Yep that's me! Leon?

I adore you're avvie! (changed mine though) I'll give you 9.5 / 10 Edit: Love the picture .... lol

Haha no!!! Leon?

Hmm ... love the quotes. 8 / 10

LOL! Well I prefer not to be green ... so it's cool to know it's on the to do list. I noticed no one brought it up on here so I figured I'd ask!

I think there should be an email alert for when you have a favorite fic and you can't wait to see the update. Like I'm reading one right now, I visit once every couple of days to see if there is an update but it's kind of a hassle, has it been considered to do like a "Story Updated" thing? Just a suggestion don't know if it would be popular. I know some people here on the forums have it in the signatures when they update but some author's aren't on the forums. Like I said just a suggestion but if it's not optional it's cool.

Why yes Red?

Only The True Ape Will Attack! C A B A R E T

That seems okay in a sense of just wanting to have a small drink but usually if I want to drink, I drink the hard stuff. Beer, which I am assuming this is closest to, does nothing for me. I could drink a 24 pack myself and not feel anything.

First off I would like to say men in India must have some small penis'. I mean condoms aren't exactly huge, they're made to fit the average size man! Okay well if the population is doing well, then that means they aren't using the condoms. Am I right here? That little quote just threw me off on that page. If I understand correctly, and my sex ed teacher said I knew a lot, condoms are made to help prevent the population from increasing. Obviously the Indians don't care. Now, to the Africa thing: Okay has anyone seen the pictures of a kid who took a REGULAR sized condom and stretched it over his head?(the one on his shoulders ah-thank you) So how can people sit there and say condoms are too small. My cousin fit on from her fist to her elbow! I think the whole "I'm to big" excuse is so they don't have to wear them!

Why yes I am hott ... thanks! Taker?

Possibly! Taker?

I did it once....my cousin thought it was funny till I hit on her best friend! I have never failed to make out with at LEAST three girls at a party! (for those interested I am a girl thank you very much!)

Nope, I kidnapped her and well .... she's tied up in my basement! Taker?

((nice on quamp!)) Would you take a look at what Leon and Red are doing?? Holy Shit! Put that thing away!!

Me neither! I love Monty Python! I have never not laughed at something amusing such as a boy pretending to be a camel. (loooong story lol)

Only issue I've seen with word count is people tend to (on one-shots) to put a bunch of stuff in the beginning to set up and explain the scene and all this other crap that doesn't really need to be there. I know an author here on AFF did TONS of one-shots and it's mostly a bunch of disclaimer stuff and a bunch of crap. Then again when I want a word count I use my Word Processor and get the count that way lol.

.....Not Red! Leon?

Ha! You wish!! quamp?

In The End (Song)

Would you wear this dress? Maybe you should just eat it and leave!