quamp

Ouch... of course, I'm sure some women out there wish this were the same for humans... if it were, the number of rapes would plummet.

About as good as my B.B.A. in human resources, hmm? Ah feel your pain.

Police

This is a first. I've been guessed correctly two days in a row.... Red?

I'm up at 6:30 a.m. every day due to the day job. If it weren't for that, I'd sleep until noon too. (Miyuutsuu - I can't eat onions either. They give me severe nausea.) (I was an extra in the film Necessary Roughness. They didn't pay me, though. Supposedly we were going to hear Sinbad perform live at the field in the final scene. However, when he talked, the field's acoustics made him impossible to understand.) I have never... been in the school play.

Only about as well as pirates and ninjas get along. Should we have them meet

^ < Only irrational fear is of poisonous snakes. V Also fears poisonous snakes.

Larry Hagman

Most of it, yes. Then again, much of it is a heart attack in a wrapper. G/NG: Eats fast food despite knowing it's not good for you.

... lock the door and tell the kids to watch TV. Because sending them to bed could lead to...

It's sad, really. Here's another story on a similar note... Family beats up school Principal Story here You fail-a my kid, I break-a you face! Except for the Mafia, of course... Didn't they realize that he wasn't the one who failed the kid, the teacher did?

Not guilty, but I'll give you a hand for each body part to rub. G/NG: Knows Shiatsu (Japanese erotic massage techniques. I read a book about it once...)

Came back just to be annoying. Dazzled?

Long love time ago when I was a kid, I was a boy scout... while working on the astronomy merit badge, I saw a meteor shower through a telescope. It was just a bunch of dots and lines in the sky. I have never... made it to the top rank in scouting.

Sorry, wrong hair color. Dest?

Well, it's not much of a secret anymore, now is it? Well, now that the secret's out, what should we do about it?

... you say you "have a headache." Driving with a headache can lead to...

Mac Davis

^ Please do so. < Wishes Conn. would take back George W. Bush (he was born there, contrary to popular belief.) < Wishes Louisianna would take Britney Spears back. V Wishes New York would take Christina Aguilera back.

Story here Around here, however, anyone who would dare propose this kind of law would be hung by a lynch mob. If only we could wake up our leaders to this crisis...

Guilty. I fear the nameless, baseless fears that grips others. G/NG: Went to a party where your SO embarassed you.

Republicans

I haven't either. I have never... walked out on a film, no matter how bad it was.

Wow, two in a row! Trae?

Prosser! Smee! *Rumblerumblerumblerumble* Should I not have made an obscure Zork reference?