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Towards Dazzled, yes. Towards George W., no. Not all Texans think he's the best thing since sliced bread.

The only problem I have with some fast foods is that they are a heart attack in a wrapper. I have never eaten a salad that I disliked.

Red?

Well, if you're talking about rich people's pets and poor people's houses, then guilty. Otherwise, I'm not sure... G/NG: Wrote a fic when s/he should have been doing homework.

^ - The Touch Gallery (ex-Dallas band.)< I use a palmtop computer to write, and it's not bad on the wrists. It hurts the thumbs though... V Should have a better idea, hopefully...

Wendell Scott

Certainly. Of course, ducking the issue works just as well. What should we talk about now?

I didn't say good, I said relatively decent. There's a big difference. You have to admit, based on what I've seen about you, you're a slightly better role model than say, George W. Bush. Then again, a slug is a better role model than him.

Anna Nicole Smith

I'm not an 80's baby, so I haven't either. I have never... hidden my liking of alternative music.

Tom Waits

I've never felt one. If it's on a hot babe, I wouldn't mind feeling it though... So would you like to feel a cold ass on a hot member of your sexual preference?

Not guilty. I've snorkeled, but not scuba dove. G/NG: Would fly off the handle if told that you could never have alcohol again.

Nyet! Daz?

^ Could be worse... I weighed 10 lbs. 9 oz. at birth. (that's 4.9 kg, btw) ^ Probably didn't want to know that. < Was born on time, btw. < Never was able to hit <'s ideal weight V Is V's ideal weight... only in V's dreams.

... better run like hell or have a lot of money with you. If caught, you're likely to be...

While most of what you say is true, nowhere does it say that this is limited to just American cheerleaders. Besides, we want to give visitors a relatively decent role model, now don't we, Daz?

When your porn-hating S.O. catches you with it. Why don't some people allow their S.O.s to see porn?

Sorry, but as a Texan, it's pretty much required around here... G/NG: keeps a weapon next to his/her bed just in case.

Not as much as I'm ducking this one. Wouldn't porn be safer than a hooker?

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I haven't either, but my sister has. She spent the next day in the hospital. It was very nasty. I have never... bought a mummified animal as a souvenir. (This is very common south of the US/Mexican border.)

^ Well, if that was true. why am I not dating anyone now? < Flying solo, but not proud of it. < Then again, most women around here are concerned about only one thing: how much money a guy makes. If you're not in the six figure club, you can pretty much kiss any hope of a relationship goodbye. V Has a lot better luck with the sexual preference of his/her choice.

Sally Strothers