Keith Inc.
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Hmmmm.
There's got to be more humor to milk in Chapter 10.
Anyone got any ideas? A hybrid animal sight gag for 'might be a redneck?'
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Really?Has anyone else noticed that the readers enjoy a bit of mystery with a dash of ambiguity thrown into a good summary?I get hate mail.
Well, my particular kink is off the wall, anyway, so while readers may respond to ambiguity, and click on the story, they don't seem to particularly like being surprised. Not with a Tom Thumb or Thumbelina fetish when they're simply looking for straight, predictable man-on-man vampiric amputee domination slash fiction with tentacles and no plot.
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NOT guilty by virtue of having nothing past a high school education
G/NG: has been to the Smithsonian
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Well, as a matter of fact, JUST posted another chappie...and halfway through writing the next.
And have already written abotu 2500 words of the next chapter. Just can't post it until MO'O is finished.
Unfortunately for some, there's not looking to be any sex in chapter 10. LOTS of jokes, though, hopefully funny enough to make up for it.
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^ is good for it, like a fat uncle at Thanksgiving, when you're too lazy to box the food, so you keep suggesting that he could finish off the potatoes.
< is in training to be that Thanksgiving uncle
V has never truly understood the whole 'dead bird to celebrate success at religious intolerance' thing
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Oh, god, i've nearly collapsed from the heat of walking from the car to the wharf in Kings Bay.
I have never liked Country/Western music.
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What i've done or used or parodied:
X-Files, Monty Python, Crocodile Hunter, King of the Hill, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, NCIS, Stargate, Reno 911
I'd really like to do something with House, but the need to master the technical details of advanced medical diagnostic procedures is daunting.
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Guilty. Played it as a game underway.
G/NG: Has seen the light.
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No idea what ^ talking about.
< has had people giggle at my kwang, my dirk, and thought my claim that my ball and chain was on a rack by the front door was a sexual/marital joke. I never get these jokes.
V gets the jokes.
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Son of a....
^^ and ^ were let down by google. And the company i bought it from no longer carries it.
< owns a shiny replica of an african pygmy bush knife
V wants to see the kwang on my wall: http://www.elephanticity.250x.com/size/kwang/kwang.htm
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^ needs to be calibrated. Weapons aren't murderous, murderers are murderous. Weapons are just bloody cool (no pun intended).
< has a halbred, ball&chain, blowgun, dirk, battleaxe, gunsword, sword, sword, blowgun, and kwang visible from where he sits. Oh, and an iron skillet, butcher's knife, pizza stone, wedding cake knife, and all the 'normal' household murdering tools.
V needs to look up at least one thing on my list (probably the kwang).
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I have. I just didn't know until we got to the bank.
I have never been in court except for traffic tickets.
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Guilty...once with the engine running.
G/NG: has written their own eulogy at least once.
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Way guilty...you can only argue 'it's stupid and illegal' so many times before the officer just says 'Do IT!'
G/NG: Has prayed, out of desperation, to something they're not sure existed.
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i have....but only the Singles' Chapter.
I have never eaten escargot
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Thanx, thanx.
I always save, on entering, leaving, moving around...
I read the first few books of Xanth, the kids are just discovering it this month...
Thanx,
Thanx,
Thanx, Lamia seems to be the most popular story i've done yet. I think it's because i put 'bestiality' in the warnings?
Thanx, glad you liked it.
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Duh....( he says, waving around at the forum)
G/NG: has vowed to face their demons, but turned to run in the end.
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^^I have. My GOD submarine patrols can be boring.
^Only in a light vinegar sauce, with croutons.
I have never had sex below sea level.
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^ Nah. laughs at EVERYONE.
< Does, however, make it internal laughter in certain neighborhoods
V laughs at jokes that are not funny, just to keep others off balance.
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Not guilty. For the most part, they can avoid any car doing less than 80. Birds hit by 80+ mph cars are just evolutionarily challenged in a rapidly changing environment.
G/NG: Have at least one guilty pleasure you share with someone?
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When i was first stationed in Scotland, some of the old hands took me out on the town for a local meal.
After we finished eating what they ordered for me, they revealed the secret.
"That's haggis, dude! You know what's in haggis?"
"Guys. I'm fourth generation Scottish American. It's sheep's pluck and innards. You make it by boiling the lungs in salt water, with the windpipe draining over the side. When it's properly...."
It was so cool. _I_ was the one that was supposed to lose my cookies, but it backfired on them.
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I got a little off of text stories when AFF stopped working for a while there. I started what was supposed to be a web comic, Fifteen Percent.The Intro
The third time my system crashed, taking my backups with it, i kinda lost heart in it. A lot of 'oh, what's the point' angst.
Just then, someone bought me a set of Cubes for birthday, so i made my version of The Office.
And finally, for some reason, the idea of xenophilia sparked the creation of Lamia.
I Have Never....
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I've never paid expressly for sex. But we have three kids, one a teenager. It can be said that i continue to pay for the sex i had. Dues, food, shoes...
I have never regretted anything i've posted on AFF.net.