Keith Inc.
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Guilty...ask me about my Frightening Jesus Death Haiku later
G/NG: Has written a letter to a company in outrage.
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^ We'll find out...well, YOU will.
<completely innocent, here
V doesn't buy my innocent act
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Guilty. But we're an interracial marriage. So when the race riot broke out, we didn't know what side to take. So we looted a candy store and went home.
G/NG: has made a horrible, horrible mistake on an announcing circuit (all-call, warehouse intercom, 1MC, whatever).
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Strange, i am no longer allowed to ACCEPT advice on work avoidance.
Stupid lawsuit...
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My psychic powers tell me it will be "Answer cloudy--ask again later."
Why do float-through-walls ghosts never float through the floors?
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^ is right. Even the divorce was very congenial. More of a denoument than a crisis.
< Has rembered a hidden stash of magic markers tonight, and suddenly the evening has purpose
V Knows a great new title for a forum member
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......I, uh, uh...what was the question?
I have never used a treasure map to find treasure.
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I can also see it as a way to avoid nasty surprises.
If someone writes children's stories, and becomes a kid's favorite author, you don't want a doting aunt ordering his gay smut novels off Amazon for them.
That's extreme, but still, i've gotten some feedback from giantess fans who were disappointed in my shrunken woman stories. Despite the warnings offered, they blazed in expecting more of what they expected.
Donald Westlake writes crime humor stories, but also wrote as Richard Stark for more...gritty crime stories. Bodies on the floor stuff. People expecting another 'Hot Rock' or 'Bank Shot' may not have been as happy with the body count in 'Payback.'
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Then again, this is the company that sent me a company phone cord for 'my connivance.'
So, what, i'm in a conspiracy WITH the phone company or AGAINST our long distance provider?
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A meeting report was sent around, with one guy's comments that the addition of a certain element risked 'guilding the lily' on the project.
I pointed out that organized flowers could only be a bad thing, but i didn't think that was what he meant.
So he issued an updated meeting report. Now they're worried about 'gelding' the lily.
I shut up about then. It never gets better.
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Neither have I.
I have never slept on a train.
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You know what they say about making assumptions. You'll get raped by Satan!
Do you validate parking?
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Not guilty. Saw 42nd Street, Little Shop of Horrors, in London. And Cats in Jacksonville.
G/NG: Speaks at least two languages
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Yes. Enough to know that i have to convince the cops it wasn't a murder, so they never look for evidence, rather than try to hande all the evidence.
Do you ever list the people that deserve murder?
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I never had a problem with anon reviews.
Of course, i am the original review whore. I don't think i've deleted any of mine, even the really whacko ones, or those that are squicked by my fetishes.
Eh, i have nothing against signing in regularly, i just wish i could do it once and be done.
I expect that many of those who delete accounts because of this change are doing it more because it's an excuse than a problem.
Planning to leave for whatever reason, there's a change, so they can make a speech about how it's all some other person's fault, so there.
Most of the forums i've been on for the last decade, anyone making a big speech on exit is usually back again fairly quickly.
It's those that just leave who seem to be sincere and/or successful the most often.
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But his military contract does. Military personnel do not have the full rights of the Constitution they're sworn to defend. It's a long standing tradition.Apparently in the Watada court martial case, the military judge has ruled that the first amendment doesn't apply to military personel. The constitution does not support this claim.On the other hand, we got snazzy bellbottom trousers and keeno haircuts.
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Imagine an interview.
I resurrected a story once by writing an interview of a character.
it was supposed to be a 'our story so far' piece. Wasn't sure if i was going ot include it or not. Then the character started reminding me of where i'd planned to go with the piece. It brought out a lot of stuff i'd forgotten.
And brought me closer to the character.
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Neither have I. The only chance i had, the guy that assessed my security clearance was watching.
I have never watched an episode of Survivor.
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^ quite correct
< Western Mass has no snow on the ground. Even when it was 4 degrees out, there was only a light dusting
V wants to move to a tropical island.
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I wasn't looking for red animals, but redneck behavior in animals. Now, there's a thought, though. Dragon.
A dragon chews some tobacco, spits it out, then flames the spot on the ground.
Bubba waves the smoke away: "If anything on your property smokes the tobacco AFTER they chew it, you might be a Redneck."
Thanx.
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^ True...why, even now, i'm nearly............
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Not guilty, sorry.
G/NG: Sometimes loses body parts, even though they are, indeed, welded on.
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Oh, i do. I esp. love backing through them so my passenger can talk to the guy at the window.
I have never threatened to sue anyone. Kill, maim, fire, launch through the signal ejector...but never sue.
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^ is wrong. It's too close to bedtime to get excited about much of anything
< shouldn't still be up
V will encourage me to stay up to finish my fic chappi
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Delivering the orbiting garden produce to the clones and robots of New Atlantis.
If it takes a screwdriver to dismantle a bookcase, what tool mantles it?