Jwsponky

Yep, I am a lazy creature and use pretty much the same username everywhere.

I have no idea if anyone cares, or if anyone in this forum yet draws breath… actually halfway doubt that last one, it seems to have died off two or three years ago, but I have posted the first chapter of a story that is something of a mashup of this idea and the ‘Hiccup’s Huge Dragon’ idea titled ‘Hiccup the Dragon Layer’. Granted I posted it on Fanfiction.net and ArchiveofOurOwn since when I tried to post it on AdultFanfiction.net it didn’t work and the whole process seemed just more hoops to jump through with finickier controls, but the fledgling tale be there to read if ye wish.

At the risk of playing devil’s advocate, didn’t Martin die several years ago due to health complications brought on by being of significant heft and quite old?

Part thinking aloud, but struck by a bit of an idea for a series of one shots kind of combining the ‘HTTYD adult version’ and ‘Hiccup’s Huge Dragon’ challenges… What if instead of the fruit (possibly called Freyja’s fruit and believed to be a gift from said Vanir goddess given one of her titles was goddess of beauty?) central to the latter’s premise being found on the island of a tribe the Berkians had never met before, it was in the possession of the Bog Burglar tribe, who moved to Berk a generation or two before the tale’s events when their island revealed itself to be less than geologically stable and sank beneath the waves and then shared the fruit with their new neighbors and allies? Further what if after the defeat of of the Red Death, Toothless and Hiccup became queen and king of the Berk dragon pack by virtue of being mates, leading to several other female dragons offering themselves to Hiccup, either repeatedly in the case of relatively high ranking females such as Stormfly who would be something of a ‘beta’ to Hiccup and Toothless’ ‘alpha’ status, or just once in the case of some of the one off dragon characters strewn throughout the franchise as something of a show of submission to the leaders of the pack they wish to join. As for the reasonings for any of the human women that end up sleeping with Hiccup, I admittedly don’t have anything more complex than they think Hiccup is kind of cute, though the aspects of him becoming the town hero and being… more than adequately equip don’t hurt matters.

Fair enough

Okay, though this is one of those times I can’t parse what ye meant through a(n assumed) typo, what’s a ‘tleven’?

Okay Sounds somewhat similar to the real world fighting style called (paraphrasing, it has been a fair few moons since I read the article about it) ‘The Drunken Fist’ where the aim is to convince your opponent you are a stumbling drunken fool even as you are beating them into the ground.

Okay, I shall attempt such.

...Okay. I stand by my initial assessment that this cartoon sounds weird.

I take it you disagree with my statement that bloodline is just a synonym for family, and had a different definition in mind?

I understood what ye said more or less, it just sounds like a very odd cartoon. And wasn't aware we were playing some manner of game, but the first thing that comes to mind about 'bloodlines' is that it is just a synonym for family, same as kin or clan.

Okay...

Okay… though now I must ask what’s a ‘Naruto’? ...Why? My original confusion given that Santa Claus is typically depicted as a nice person stands. That is the ambition of the idea. Objection still noted, but whether they be Viggo and Ryker or Vigga and Ryka, I’m still about 50/50 on whether the Dragon Hunters (or any of the human HTTYD characters who were against the dragons) would accept defeat and join Hiccup’s domain as full citizens, with the caveat they have to make peace with the dragons, or if they would refuse, leaving Hiccup, who I’d been planning to write as less ‘hero’ or ‘villain’ than ‘businessman’, to deem the most profitable course of action slaughtering the Dragon Hunters to the last person, looting their village and claiming the territory, and feeding their carcasses to the Minions.

Aye, spirits that are capable of taking a physical form, but are unable to leave the Tower Heart’s area of influence. Okay to the first bit, though I’d planned for Hiccup to stick with the name Hiccup, since one would assume the army of monsters at his command would serve as intimidation enough. Nope, or if I have it was many a moon ago and I forgot him. And why would someone attack Santa Claus? Aye, and to use the game ‘Rise of Berk’ as an example while there would be specialized jobs for some, like Gronkles, Hotburples, and Catastrophic Quakens making Gronkle Iron, most of them would be employed to gather fish, both as food and a source of life force, since in the first game anything bigger than a rat, could provide life force, and there are quite a number of types of fish in both fresh and salt water that would be bigger than rats. Repeated objection still noted and will be considered, though slight counter objection, given that if they were the Grimborn sisters in this story they’d get the same growth spurt as any other female in Hiccup’s domain, it would likely be hard to mistake them for male. Also I thought ramna was a type of noodle dish, and therefor am confused what it has to do with this discussion… I am aware this one wasn’t directed at me, but what is a ‘MHA’?

Well, they wouldn't precisely be ghosts, they'd be more comparable to genies with the Tower Heart as their lamp. I have heard of the character, but since the game he is mentioned in is only available for the Wii, I cannot play it. ...I believe I missed something. What does the Spanish word for wolf and the smaller members of the cetacean family have to do with anything? I admit that given the fact the dragons in the HTTYD franchise are typically depicted as sentient/sapient, it was going to be more along the lines of dragons being citizens of Hiccup's domain, and ergo he works to protect the ones already under his banner, and recruit more when opportunities present themselves. Objection noted, and shall be considered. If I recall correctly you voiced it previously the aforementioned fair number of moons ago about the idea of Tuffnut being born a girl in this A.U, under the logic of while it is not impossible for a pair of twins to be a boy and a girl, it is decidedly less likely than two boys or two girls.