Mr_Fairplay
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OK,i'll give it to you guys, writing is tough and can be frustrating getting the perfect scene. I applaud your patience people.
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High Elves are born anatomically correct for both sexes, at age 7 they flip a coin and decide which way to go. Explains a lot.
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LOL, I guess that's why they all went O.O
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Well, humans are that way during fetal development, and elves live a lot longer, so...
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lol, OK, yes this is indeed a reference to the Altmer from Skyrim, this is something the Daedric Lord Sheogorath would say. There's a mod on the nexus by Elianora which changes the tips and tricks you get on the loading screens into quotes like these, i'd recommend this mod for a much more fun experience.
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High Elves are born anatomically correct for both sexes, at age 7 they flip a coin and decide which way to go. Explains a lot.
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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow...wait, where are you going? I really DID, Damn you!
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Skyrim has 9 holds, and out of those 4 are choke-holds and two of them will produce unconsciousness in 30 seconds.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one ever wants to die.
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I'd rather go to the Summerlands, but there you have it.
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Your 'One handed skill' is very important. It will take you along way in life,through dark and lonely times. Very long way indeed.
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If they make a Skyrim movie or a series, Chris Hemsworth would make an excellent Ulfric Stormcloak.
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Now, if only there was a chance to join the demon cult and fight adventurers...
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There's a few mods out there that allow you start your own Guild, you could use that...there are a few NPCs that no one gives a shit about, Janessa in Whiterun, Mjoll in Riften, you could recruit people like them and stat your own Guild and make it a cult.
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...or, sod it, just go boot up the old Dungeon Keeper. Yup, it's retro gaming night!
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Why do you have to choose between Ulfric and the Empire, why can't you be the king?
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hmm, if i'm at Whiterun then the house should be towards Windhelm, simple...wait, where's Windhelm again?
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If you work security at a Samsung store, does that make you Guardian of the Galaxy?
