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  1. If they make a Skyrim movie or a series, Chris Hemsworth would make an excellent Ulfric Stormcloak.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Now, if only there was a chance to join the demon cult and fight adventurers...

    3. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      There's a few mods out there that allow you start your own Guild, you could use that...there are a few NPCs that no one gives a shit about, Janessa in Whiterun, Mjoll in Riften, you could recruit people like them and stat your own Guild and make it a cult.

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      ...or, sod it, just go boot up the old Dungeon Keeper. Yup, it's retro gaming night!

  2. Somebody just shoot me and be done with it.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Then the zombies form a new government and introduce mass educational reform. Funds diverted from defence to education, medical research, and in twenty years everybody is really smart. Then the feasting begins.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Clever. I like it. But it'll take more than twenty years here, given what our government's done to education alone. On the other hand, avoid Scandinavia. They're all fucking doomed within ten years.

    4. Apprentice-Exploits-Master
  3. High Elves are born anatomically correct for both sexes, at age 7 they flip a coin and decide which way to go. Explains a lot.

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      LOL, I guess that's why they all went O.O :D

    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Well, humans are that way during fetal development, and elves live a lot longer, so...

    4. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      lol, OK, yes this is indeed a reference to the Altmer from Skyrim, this is something the Daedric Lord Sheogorath would say. There's a mod on the nexus by Elianora which changes the tips and tricks you get on the loading screens into quotes like these, i'd recommend this mod for a much more fun experience.

  4. Why in th name of Talos isn't there a good armor mod for male character, you get a shitload of skimpy armors for females, but can i get a badass one for a male character? NO!! Skyrim modding sucks at times.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      They oughta mod the Penny Arcade warrior design - http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2013/04/24

    3. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      Whoa, too many muscles, way too big a schlong.

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      Too big? Somewhere out there is a giant Amazonian in the mood for Snu-Snu!

  5. Well, i just realized i'm turning 21 this Sunday, that would have been perfect if it weren't fucking Monday the next day!

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    2. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      All weekdays suck...except Friday.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      See, now there's the recipe for an unhappy life, right there. Pick a kink for each weekday, and the week gets so much nicer.

    4. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      Wait, you just gave me a wonderful idea, you just solved a problem i was going through, you're a genius BW, thanks!

  6. So after 2 days of reinstalling Skyrim and mods to determine which mod was broken and made the game CTD, finally found out that it was the one which allowed me to have sex with my wife.

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    2. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      It was just the one that allowed me to bang Serana (provided i had the marriage mods and stuff). The rest worked fine, as my other characters can still do their wives, the mod that i use is called "Spouses Enhanced".

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Well, it allowed your Dragonborn to. For you to do it takes self insert fanfiction. "Gosh! I didn't think your skin would be so cold!" etc

    4. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      Well, obviously my Dragonborn was doing her, personally i wouldn't get with her, too many issues. Did you know she did the nasty with Molag Bal himself to the point she almost died so she could become a pureblooded vampire? Yeah, she and her mother did that, both of them.

  7. Well, i got a fighting chance, and I'm taking it, and i might just pass this semester. Been too long since i had a chat with the good folk over here, i miss you guys!

    1. ChrissyQuinn
    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Education first, chat on fanfic site second!

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::points to JD's comment:: Sometimes you have to do what you have to do. We'll be here when you're between semesters, so study! :D

  8. FINALLY!!!FUCKING FINALLY, MY EXAMS ARE OVER! SMEAGOL IS FREEEEE!!! *initiates crazy smeagol dance*

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::turns on video cameras to capture this dance for posterity::

      Congratulations! :D

    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      awesome! My "homework" is almost done too!

    3. JayDee
  9. If you work security at a Samsung store, does that make you Guardian of the Galaxy?

  10. Is it possible for a soldier to be promoted by two ranks, permanently?

    1. KoKoa_B

      KoKoa_B

      Are you asking if it's possible that a soldier can skip ranks? Because, yes it is. I did it when I was going into boot camp because of my ROTC training. And another guy who went to boot camp with me skipped three ranks because he had done four years in college. That was back in 96 so I have no idea if things have changed since...

    2. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      Yes, that is exactly what i was looking for. Allow me to explain a bit so you know where i'm coming from, say in the future by a hundred and fifty years, there was a huge intergalactic war and one HUMAN soldier was exceptionally good and did a ton of things to stop the war and bring about peace, so for his heroic actions, could he be promoted by skipping ranks, like from Commander to an Admiral?

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      It's harder as you go up in the ranks. There are the brevet promotions, which are largely honorary, and battlefield commissions, which can be revoked later. But there is surely some precedent for outstanding merit being rewarded. I say go for it!

  11. Anybody played The Witcher series? Yen or Triss, who should i choose?

    1. ChrissyQuinn
    2. ChrissyQuinn

      ChrissyQuinn

      Triss is annoying, and this from someone who loves all things ginger

    3. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      After listening to Priscilla's Song (which i found on YouTube BTW), i'm heavily leaning towards Yen. But with Triss, it actually feels like a romance, but Yen shows an amazing amount of emotion in the last parts of The Last Wish quest in TW3, plus she's canon.

  12. Guess who got fired.

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      Commiserations, or congratulations... whichever fits best, I guess.

    2. BronxWench
    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Welcome to the unemployment state!

  13. Well, my mids are finally fucking over and i'm pleased to announce that i survived with my ass intact...mostly.

  14. hmm, if i'm at Whiterun then the house should be towards Windhelm, simple...wait, where's Windhelm again?

  15. Why do you have to choose between Ulfric and the Empire, why can't you be the king?

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      Ignore both sides. Just kill every Thalmor you see.

    2. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      @JayDee, i like the way you think.

  16. Going to partake in the toughest journey ever, i'm going to dominate my worst enemy...me.

    1. JayDee
    2. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      Victory or Sovngarde!!!

  17. uhh, can anybody tell me how i can post a story? is there a forum thread that tells me what i need to do? please help!

    1. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      You can start here:http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/index.php/forum/789-story-how-tos/

    2. Mr_Fairplay
  18. So, my finals begin next week, thankfully most of them are either presentations or take home assignment type thingies, or make a video project and submit. Probability to survive this semester than a better grade than i initially thought, 80%.

  19. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one ever wants to die.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I'd rather go to the Summerlands, but there you have it.

  20. After many months of my own battles, i return to this realm…

     

  21. New chapter posted finally!!!

     

  22. Hi DA!

    Haven’t seen you around in a long while, missing your presence greatly around here, things just aren’t the same TBH. Hope we see ya around soon.

     

  23. One exam is done, did the best i could, second on is due Sunday night but working on it as we speak so i can relax and be lazy on Sunday. The video shoot for the project will hopefully be done tomorrow, and that'll leave the last one on the 10th. Man, time moves slow.

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