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  1. After many months of my own battles, i return to this realm…

     

  2. Hi DA!

    Haven’t seen you around in a long while, missing your presence greatly around here, things just aren’t the same TBH. Hope we see ya around soon.

     

  3. New chapter posted finally!!!

     

  4. Anybody played The Witcher series? Yen or Triss, who should i choose?

    1. ChrissyQuinn
    2. ChrissyQuinn

      ChrissyQuinn

      Triss is annoying, and this from someone who loves all things ginger

    3. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      After listening to Priscilla's Song (which i found on YouTube BTW), i'm heavily leaning towards Yen. But with Triss, it actually feels like a romance, but Yen shows an amazing amount of emotion in the last parts of The Last Wish quest in TW3, plus she's canon.

  5. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one ever wants to die.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I'd rather go to the Summerlands, but there you have it.

  6. FINALLY!!!FUCKING FINALLY, MY EXAMS ARE OVER! SMEAGOL IS FREEEEE!!! *initiates crazy smeagol dance*

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::turns on video cameras to capture this dance for posterity::

      Congratulations! :D

    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      awesome! My "homework" is almost done too!

    3. JayDee
  7. Going to partake in the toughest journey ever, i'm going to dominate my worst enemy...me.

    1. JayDee
    2. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      Victory or Sovngarde!!!

  8. Guess who got fired.

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      Commiserations, or congratulations... whichever fits best, I guess.

    2. BronxWench
    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Welcome to the unemployment state!

  9. High Elves are born anatomically correct for both sexes, at age 7 they flip a coin and decide which way to go. Explains a lot.

  10. High Elves are born anatomically correct for both sexes, at age 7 they flip a coin and decide which way to go. Explains a lot.

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      LOL, I guess that's why they all went O.O :D

    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Well, humans are that way during fetal development, and elves live a lot longer, so...

    4. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      lol, OK, yes this is indeed a reference to the Altmer from Skyrim, this is something the Daedric Lord Sheogorath would say. There's a mod on the nexus by Elianora which changes the tips and tricks you get on the loading screens into quotes like these, i'd recommend this mod for a much more fun experience.

  11. hmm, if i'm at Whiterun then the house should be towards Windhelm, simple...wait, where's Windhelm again?

  12. I don't know why, but i keep fucking up in the SB.

  13. I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took an arrow...wait, where are you going? I really DID, Damn you!

  14. If they make a Skyrim movie or a series, Chris Hemsworth would make an excellent Ulfric Stormcloak.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Now, if only there was a chance to join the demon cult and fight adventurers...

    3. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      There's a few mods out there that allow you start your own Guild, you could use that...there are a few NPCs that no one gives a shit about, Janessa in Whiterun, Mjoll in Riften, you could recruit people like them and stat your own Guild and make it a cult.

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      ...or, sod it, just go boot up the old Dungeon Keeper. Yup, it's retro gaming night!

  15. If you work security at a Samsung store, does that make you Guardian of the Galaxy?

  16. Is it possible for a soldier to be promoted by two ranks, permanently?

    1. KoKoa_B

      KoKoa_B

      Are you asking if it's possible that a soldier can skip ranks? Because, yes it is. I did it when I was going into boot camp because of my ROTC training. And another guy who went to boot camp with me skipped three ranks because he had done four years in college. That was back in 96 so I have no idea if things have changed since...

    2. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      Yes, that is exactly what i was looking for. Allow me to explain a bit so you know where i'm coming from, say in the future by a hundred and fifty years, there was a huge intergalactic war and one HUMAN soldier was exceptionally good and did a ton of things to stop the war and bring about peace, so for his heroic actions, could he be promoted by skipping ranks, like from Commander to an Admiral?

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      It's harder as you go up in the ranks. There are the brevet promotions, which are largely honorary, and battlefield commissions, which can be revoked later. But there is surely some precedent for outstanding merit being rewarded. I say go for it!

  17. OCD's a bitch. Finished Mass Effect 3 a few days earlier and wasn't satisfied with the endings, normally the best thing to do would be to read a few fanfic to find closure, but my OCD won't lemme, because apparently if it ain't canon it doesn't count.

  18. Officially starting writing today, wish me luck.

  19. OK,i'll give it to you guys, writing is tough and can be frustrating getting the perfect scene. I applaud your patience people.

  20. One exam is done, did the best i could, second on is due Sunday night but working on it as we speak so i can relax and be lazy on Sunday. The video shoot for the project will hopefully be done tomorrow, and that'll leave the last one on the 10th. Man, time moves slow.

  21. Quarter of the chapter written in just one night, trying to complete it and upload before Monday *fingers crossed*

  22. Skyrim has 9 holds, and out of those 4 are choke-holds and two of them will produce unconsciousness in 30 seconds.

  23. So after 2 days of reinstalling Skyrim and mods to determine which mod was broken and made the game CTD, finally found out that it was the one which allowed me to have sex with my wife.

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    2. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      It was just the one that allowed me to bang Serana (provided i had the marriage mods and stuff). The rest worked fine, as my other characters can still do their wives, the mod that i use is called "Spouses Enhanced".

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Well, it allowed your Dragonborn to. For you to do it takes self insert fanfiction. "Gosh! I didn't think your skin would be so cold!" etc

    4. Mr_Fairplay

      Mr_Fairplay

      Well, obviously my Dragonborn was doing her, personally i wouldn't get with her, too many issues. Did you know she did the nasty with Molag Bal himself to the point she almost died so she could become a pureblooded vampire? Yeah, she and her mother did that, both of them.

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