Desiderius Price

Damn, that feeling when I realize that my planned holiday fic isn't going to be a one shot.  I'll have to figure it out, later.

Damn, that feeling when I realize that my planned holiday fic isn't going to be a one shot.  I'll have to figure it out, later.

When I think about Trump’s wall, I can’t help thinking about Hadrian’s Wall.

When I think about Trump’s wall, I can’t help thinking about Hadrian’s Wall.

There is no mead in the mead shop. Not a single drop. Not until after Christmas, anyway. In desperation, I walked into the ASDA earlier to ask if they sold it. They’d obviously never heard the word before in their lives, and insisted on pronouncing it as: “Meeeeeed…?” That is what I call a wasted youth, and *waggles finger* it’s a sign of just what has gone wrong with this country since the time of King Arthur.
Let’s make Britain great again. Let’s make mead! We could employ at least… ten people! And thousands and thousands of bees. That will give the bees work to do, and stop them from dying all over the place from worklessness. We have lots of bees, all doing nothing for most of the year. Hiding in their homes with the curtains drawn while the rest of us go out to work in the morning.
We all know China is making cheap mead on the side, flooding the market with it. That was a fantastic day… but anyway! We will install a giant net over the UK, keeping our bees safe, and foreign bees out!
/satire
Tip! To make this parody for yourself, mix equal parts Donald Trump and Iain Duncan Smith. Full recipe details can be found on any mainstream news outlet.
 
Oh, but sadly I wasn't kidding about the mead

So, just signed a contract for Loving Sarajevo! I’m pretty excited and really looking forward to the end of 2016 because 2017 is going to be awesome. The tentative release date for Falling for Him is April 2, mark your calendars!

And I just came up with my holiday fic idea…..

After many months of my own battles, i return to this realm…
 

Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061!  Huzzah!!     

Had a relapse on Fallout today, will have to get back on the wagon...later.
 

Had a relapse on Fallout today, will have to get back on the wagon...later.
 

Feeling productive today, replaced the dryer heating element.

Two days dry, so far, from Fallout 4.  Trying to see if I can last the month….   (I’ll have to restore the windows drive at the end of the month, as it’s the one that knows what the password is for paying the power bill.)

Happy Halloween!!!!!!! … !!!

Writing is like losing weight; its hard work, but you make noticeable progress as you keep going.

And my halloween fic has been finished!  Now,  the usual week for it to age properly, and I’ll be posting it next weekend. 
 

And my halloween fic has been finished!  Now,  the usual week for it to age properly, and I’ll be posting it next weekend. 
 

Got 2 new kittens last night; a boy and a girl. Skittish but very cute best describes them

So I guess my lucky streak continues… I just got offered a contract to publish Falling for Him!!! Off to celebrate with a bottle of wine! 

Wondering if we’re going to have a Halloween round robin this year… it was fun last year.

Wondering if we’re going to have a Halloween round robin this year… it was fun last year.

Signed a contract to publish Backdoor Politics. The story will be coming down in about 22 hours so if you’re in the process of reading it, you better get your read on.

The caret is blinking, teasing me into revising.  Must resist.

I have now lost 34 pounds since July 11!

With the equinox right around the corner, are you ready?