Desiderius Price
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I do have fun with my potter fanfic… even had a toffee that turned hair jet-black (that was it). Poor Ron when Ginny thought she was giving a midnight blow-job to Harry…. Potions to elongate the todger (Harry didn’t read the label, took the WHOLE package, ended up with one towering up to 40’ high). Oh, and the magical condom, a spell that’ll allow for perfect sex, only price is losing your magical abilities for the next 48 hours.
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I once set loose a rogue enchanted dildo inside Hogwarts, it’d randomly go from person to person (uninvited).
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Saw this excellent quote for the day… “Don’t screw with the people cooking your books!”
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My thoughts when I read the article years ago… why didn’t they let it go a tad longer and cut themselves out of the gene pool? (Not fatally, mind you… just enough to serve Darwin )
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Well, the dildo on the sawzall went about as well as you’d expect… life-flight to the local trauma center.
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42024, a palindrome.
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Where did you leave your character(s)?
Desiderius Price replied to Desiderius Price's topic in Forum Games
Left Jeff between two black bear cubs (several feet away)… need to figure the way out w/o killing him! -
Oh, that’s a good one...I’m tempted to use it for things that aren’t milk
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I mean, sure, I expect Kent to be mad that I’m going to sprain his ankle. But he ought to count his blessings that I decided to not break his leg as I had originally planned on doing.
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In a good mood. About got through an entire episode this morning before work (light revision & some new content) from start to finish (around 7k worth). YES, woke up before my alarm went off, how could you tell?
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Aw… sounds like something you can have loads of fun with. “Hey Bob, what’s this girl doing sucking your...” or similar
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Happy to help, my imagination can run wild. Like… male gets drunk in a bar, stands up, releases some into another female’s drink.
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Suggest taking a cruise through a website like Adam & Eve’s (private-browsing-mode) for ideas. About anything *can* be used as a sex toy, however, I wouldn’t recommend attaching a dildo to a sawz-all.
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Getting a bit out of my league. I’d suggest a proper name, a common name, and some slang (both good & bad). Have people who swear by it, others who despise this act? Age limitations on where it’s acceptable? What happens if it’s done in public?
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If I used human anatomy as a guide… he’d be “titting out his dick”? Or nippling it? She’d be “nursing from it”? Sucking the werewolf milk out of him?
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This is intriguing. I’d assume organs/body parts have been around generations if not forever in the species collective memory; so slang/vulgar terms for them will likely exist too. Don’t forget to relate their function to things human readers will understand… they’ve not been replaced by AI (yet).
