On the 41134th day of halloween, the true love gives…
Twelve drummers’ middle drumstick, Bobbit style,
Eleven pipers’ windpipes,
Ten Lords’ ligaments,
Nine ladies bloodied heals,
Eight maids severed hands,
Seven swans’ BBQ’d wings,
Six goose egg omelet,
Five golden cock rings,
Four calling birds stuffed,
Three french hens, rotisserie style,
Two turtle soups (with bits of dove), and
Partridge roasting over a pear tree burning.