Desiderius Price

Then there’s getting the LOTR fans with “Say, did you ever read Celebrían?”

Ah.. you can’t get me there. One does not simply forget Celebrian.

And honestly? Given the choice between that and Legolas by Laura… ? Compared to that Celebrian was actually kind of well-written, and in some ways much easier to stomach, as it were. I know which one would make me scream first if put on constant repeat, and it’d be the one without proper use of full stops and commas…

If only Celebrian had been written withoutthe endless bucketloads of semen, unrealistic horse and warg rape, and with just a little bit more attention to the elements of psychological torture and horror elements… wait, what am I saying?!

Sorry. Yes. *dutifully falls into line*

Still wonders if it could be saved, privately.

Though, for a halloween fic, I’ll keep it shorter, obviously, but yeah, this has potential.  (I’ve already trashed like three or four starts to it.)