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  1. My bloody Internet is acting up, and service can’t come until Wednesday, so if I go missing, that would be why.

    ::glares at modem::

  2. Right… I’m about to do something to the two male pov characters in my story that most men would call downright cruel. I’ve got them this far. To steal a phrase, only one thing could possibly win me greater glory: to stop them.

    Women do feel this too, and in the morning Brienne’ll be so pissed off, she’ll likely decapitate a wooden training dummy or something in sheer frustration. Let’s hope there’s one around, or Podrick really will be in trouble in that chapter…

    I am very, very evil. Especially with regards to the end of this, and my thoughts on the (potential!) eventual fate of these characters. Doesn’t bear thinking about. Unless you happen to be me. *looks well shifty… mutters about history… repeating… incest… Targaryen… insanity… fire… ice… *coughs*… craster… et cetera...*

    If you didn’t shiver just then, you’re probably quite, quite lucky…  :devil:

  3. Right… I’m about to do something to the two male pov characters in my story that most men would call downright cruel. I’ve got them this far. To steal a phrase, only one thing could possibly win me greater glory: to stop them.

    Women do feel this too, and in the morning Brienne’ll be so pissed off, she’ll likely decapitate a wooden training dummy or something in sheer frustration. Let’s hope there’s one around, or Podrick really will be in trouble in that chapter…

    I am very, very evil. Especially with regards to the end of this, and my thoughts on the (potential!) eventual fate of these characters. Doesn’t bear thinking about. Unless you happen to be me. *looks well shifty… mutters about history… repeating… incest… Targaryen… insanity… fire… ice… *coughs*… craster… et cetera...*

    If you didn’t shiver just then, you’re probably quite, quite lucky…  :devil:

  4. Right… I’m about to do something to the two male pov characters in my story that most men would call downright cruel. I’ve got them this far. To steal a phrase, only one thing could possibly win me greater glory: to stop them.

    Women do feel this too, and in the morning Brienne’ll be so pissed off, she’ll likely decapitate a wooden training dummy or something in sheer frustration. Let’s hope there’s one around, or Podrick really will be in trouble in that chapter…

    I am very, very evil. Especially with regards to the end of this, and my thoughts on the (potential!) eventual fate of these characters. Doesn’t bear thinking about. Unless you happen to be me. *looks well shifty… mutters about history… repeating… incest… Targaryen… insanity… fire… ice… *coughs*… craster… et cetera...*

    If you didn’t shiver just then, you’re probably quite, quite lucky…  :devil:

  5. I’m very excited.

    There will be plotty bits in the next chapter. That’s not why I’m excited.

    There will be Podrick in the next chapter. That’s not why.

    There will be Jon Snow in the next chapter. Nope.

    Tormund will be the pov character. :w00t:

    May work be over soon! :bounce:

  6. I’m very excited.

    There will be plotty bits in the next chapter. That’s not why I’m excited.

    There will be Podrick in the next chapter. That’s not why.

    There will be Jon Snow in the next chapter. Nope.

    Tormund will be the pov character. :w00t:

    May work be over soon! :bounce:

  7. I’m very excited.

    There will be plotty bits in the next chapter. That’s not why I’m excited.

    There will be Podrick in the next chapter. That’s not why.

    There will be Jon Snow in the next chapter. Nope.

    Tormund will be the pov character. :w00t:

    May work be over soon! :bounce:

  8. I’m very excited.

    There will be plotty bits in the next chapter. That’s not why I’m excited.

    There will be Podrick in the next chapter. That’s not why.

    There will be Jon Snow in the next chapter. Nope.

    Tormund will be the pov character. :w00t:

    May work be over soon! :bounce:

  9. I think my cat was bitten by a spider, but the tough old bastard somehow survived.

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      Excellent! If we add whale hunters to the mix, we could intimate that there are whales in the water. Nice early pay off for the viewers.

      Green whales, with lots of teeth.

      I actually love crocodiles. There was a program on not long back here called Spy in the Wild, and they put two cameras in fake baby crocs, and left them to see what happens to real babies. And when they all hatched, their mother (who’s been waiting for them) picks them all up in her mouth and carries them to the water where they’ll be safe. They’re all there, peeking out of this weird natural cage between her teeth. Most amazing thing. Especially since when I was a kid, nature documentaries were still telling us all that crocodiles didn’t care for their young at all.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bVZeOt7bCw

       

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  10. Do I get brownie points for not plunging a fountain pen through someone’s carotid artery at a budget committee meeting?

  11. I think my cat was bitten by a spider, but the tough old bastard somehow survived.

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      You know what I’d love to do? I’d love to gather up all the idiots who still think they’re entitled to go foxhunting for fun (despite, you know, it actually being illegal now), and fly them over, drop them off. No weapons, no dogs, no guide book, no shelter, no bloody iphone, and let the wildlife in Australia sort them all out. Nice, clean fun. We could film it. It’d be an instant hit, and that’s one reality show I would watch.  

      There could be end of season specials featuring the idiots who like to shoot lions and rip the faces off elephants.

      We could call it: “Let’s See Who’s Top of the Food Chain Now!”

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  12. “You’re such a good writer, I’d swer you’re a rapist!”

    Yeah, fuck you too. 

  13. I think my cat was bitten by a spider, but the tough old bastard somehow survived.

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      Oh, I remember… *looks down and waves at Hell aka Australia, where the spiders can kill*

      I am glad the cat is okay though… :)

       

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  14. I think my cat was bitten by a spider, but the tough old bastard somehow survived.

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      *shudders*

      I found a giant one in my kitchen sink yesterday.

      A spider, not a cat.

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  15. All of my work is done, I have the house to myself and all day to write NC-17 fanfiction. Let’s see if I can get to the ‘dog bed’ scene that started all this before supper tonight. I can  but try.

  16. All of my work is done, I have the house to myself and all day to write NC-17 fanfiction. Let’s see if I can get to the ‘dog bed’ scene that started all this before supper tonight. I can  but try.

  17. And we’re having a bad night into day of seizures for my wee Corgi lass...

  18. And we’re having a bad night into day of seizures for my wee Corgi lass...

  19. And we’re having a bad night into day of seizures for my wee Corgi lass...

  20. And we’re having a bad night into day of seizures for my wee Corgi lass...

  21. Well, girlfriend has gone back home now, so life goes back to normal, for better or worse, mostly worse.

  22. Ok… next chapter nearly done. And… Brienne really *needs* to take this up, because it’s about as romantic as the Hound is ever going to get (albeit kind of violent, peculiar and twisted, just like he is). Hell, I’d have taken him up ten chapters ago, and I haven’t even written ten chapters. *sighs* Looks like Rory McCann is easily making my list of people I want to play “dressing up” with.

  23. This new muse is doing okay so far. Very inspiring. While at work, I didn’t have to think about work, because I was busy thinking of the fic and characters, and how I can get them to do what I want so they get a nice, happy ending. Clegane is developing a very dirty little laugh. In the meantime, IRL, I have already used up my quota of ‘c’ words for the year. It’s lunchtime. Time for a little nap.

  24. The GoT season finale… fuck me sideways. :blink:

  25. A very happy birthday to foeofthelance, and many more, lad! :cheers: :birthday:

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