pippychick

Well, if you’re feeling vicious, an oil boiler might be useful for tormenting your enemies.  (a coworker misunderstood today, thought I was talking about boiling oil).

I could think of an MP I’d like to throw boiling oil on right now (or an oil boiler at). Crying in the commons today over the story of a family with kids who considered themselves “lucky” because their neighbours invited them to a funeral so they could finish off the food when the guests had gone. She bloody well voted for it! Smiling her head off she voted for it. She voted to leave people with no income for six bastard weeks, and then wonders at the bloody scale of destitution and poverty as a result! Fuck me!

*growls*

I swear, someday soon, I am going to completely crack. What is wrong with these people? Don’t they have souls? By the way, this six weeks without income lark? It includes mothers who need milk vouchers for their babies. No baby milk for them. For six weeks.

Thousands and thousands of starving people, in one of the richest countries in the world. Starving children. Evictions. Street homelessness up 134% since 2010.

Bet you won’t be prodding me with a stick again, right? Right???

Oh, well. Your President thinks he’s coming here in February… if the Tories are still in government. If Jez is PM, he’s not coming in. But, hell, we could do with the distraction from the disaster of Brexit run by the DUP. It’ll probably be bigger than the protest against the Iraq War, and that’s the biggest street protest I’ve seen in my lifetime so far. We really don’t like him. We’ll let him know.

You’ve really got to promise to take him back though after, once we’ve had our fun. Be fair. No sneakily amending the travel ban while he’s away so that it only applies to orange buffoons from planet wtf.

Ok… I feel better. /rant

Can’t we just arrange for something to happen to his plane somewhere between here and there? Please?