pippychick

Well… it’s been a strange few days, that’s for sure!

Here are some examples of “alternative facts” for reference:

Despite photographic evidence, in terms of visible crowds, less is more.

A unicorn just flew past my window with a can of Red Bull in its mouth. It had a sign around its neck saying it was a Pegasus.

Being sent abusive comments means you are guilty of harassment.

The world is actually flat.

There is no such thing as marmite.

I do not have work in the morning.

I am not going to bed.

I am not saying goodnight.