Well, I took my daughter in for her check up this morning and I have to go get my jaw repacked this afternoon, balance my checkbook, take the boys to Taekwondo, and then come home and make dinner....
What are you going to do?
My mother bought me the Beauty trilogy, but I was in my early 20's and she knew that they were erotica (although, I doubt she realized just how...explicit?...they were).
Yesterday at the table:
9yo: *complains that he couldn't read his brothers handwriting to copy his science definitions; then admits that he wasn't really paying attention.*
12yo: That's your problem.
9yo: Well, at least I don't have your problem.
12yo: Oh really, what is my problem?
9yo: I don't know what it is, because I don't have it!