GeorgeGlass

::dies laughing:: 
 

Thank you! *returns to writing porn about children’s cartoons*

Thank you! *returns to writing porn about children’s cartoons*

WANNABE: [takes a break] You moan so beautifully… Say, would you like a job as my speechwriter?!
REAL DEAL: Hell, no!
WANNABE: Dammit! [looks lost and put out] What am I supposed to do now?
REAL DEAL: Oh, your mouth does have some useful purpose. And you never know – it might help. Keep going... [pats head]
 
Ahh… Sorry. I really, really tried hard to resist…

I am so very proud of you!
 

Happy birthday, DG!! 

Happy Birthday! Hope you did something fun today (or will this weekend).

I’m white and male, but I’m not feeling an uptick in greatness.

You never know. Sometimes people change when they have massive responsibility placed on their shoulders. We can only hope.

I’m not sure they’re wrong.

I do believe we are. I’m going to work on something in any event.

I hear you, George. The pair make my skull scream because the mommy in me wants to put them both over my knee and paddle them before putting them in a hard core time out. Would do wonders for their bad behaviors to have their noses touching the corner of the walls for a few hours to drive home how not to behave!

Yes! Power belongs in the hands of those who have to have it forced upon them.

Or the Presidential Draft?

The ones we need, the smart ones, know better than to get involved.  It’d likely go better if we just made it like jury duty.

We haven’t had much of a choice is a very long time. I think we need to start looking at the people who DON’T want the job, and promise them, if they are elected, that if they do a good job, we’ll let them go after one term. 

Kush, perhaps? It’s a problem where I live. And my wife (the social worker) says it’s very easy to get hold of a bad batch that can make you extra-crazy—or seriously ill. One day last month, the police had to take a dozen people from the park to the hospital because they got poisoned by the stuff.

This was the long threatened upgrade