Raymy

I can just see myself as an anaconda slithering through my living room, gulping up the Doritos I've laid out one at a time, leading me towards my bedroom.

From the archive ~ ‘Man, what a horrible nightmare I have got to stop snaking on Doritos late at night…’

"esungnt rafh"
Mmm. Usually there is one of the two words that is English! This one is hard. I know I spelled it right because it worked. So, I think "rafh" is a noun, and it sounds like wrath but is written like raft. Oh! I just thought of something. ReCaptcha just bit its tongue and is saying rash. "esungnt" must be ... um ... describing it, yeaahh. lol. Shit, I don't have any ideas. I admit it, I just wanted to post again.

Isn't the purpose of Recaptcha to prevent automated replies or something? The only thing capable of typing that one is an android or robot something, definitely not a human!

"He summons a very small fax which happens to be Naruto!"
So that's a pocket fax machine used to send anime characters to your friends. Yay! Send me...um...Ichigo!

I think that the AFF site probably has more than 50% females, maybe even up to 90%? (one of the admins could site a better figure) The irony is that we all seem to enjoy each other, mostly, but this phenomenon of sexist stories is still accurate. You'd think a mainly female gathering would demonstrate the "bitchy, antagonistic" side of us, but our interactions don't manifest that way. Just the fanfic. So I wonder if the characterizations from one story perpetuate the way others are written. I know that when I like the way a male character is portrayed in a story I've read, it influences the way I write him in my own story. I think we have to make a conscious effort to give the females a more realistic personality, drawn from our real life family, friends and coworkers while in keeping with canon, if possible. Hopefully, we can influence future stories with well-written females, even if they're side characters because we like to write Yaoi.

And don't forget, "add in a tit"

Some links:
The Erotic Thesaurus - A Guide to Purple Prose for the Literary Artist
The Amatory Ink - Thesaurus
I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute & other phrases to avoid in stories.
Erotic Synonyms
Erotica 101: Part 2 - You Called it a What? (Make sure you read the rest of the articles too!)
Dictionary of Sexual Terms and Expressions (Type in "penis" and scroll down to "see also" - all I can say is WOW! You can even switch the dictionary to F-words via the drop-down for a whole new level of slang. )
Sexual Synonyms
Mondoerotica Sex & Porn Thesaurus