KerantliDreamer

Penis names. Adam's Arsenal, Appendage, Arbor Vitae, Artis's Brush, Bagpipe, Bald Headed Mouse, Balls & Bat, Baloney, Banana, Bat, Bauble, Bayonet, Bean, Beef, Bell Rope, Best Leg, Big Jim & the Twins (Big Willy & the Twins), Big Uncle, Bishop's Hat, Blood Sausage, Blue Veiner, Bobbie's Helment, Boner, Bop Gun, Bowsprit, Breakfeast Boner, Bushwhacker, Butter Knife, Callibistris, Candle, Cane, Captain Standish, Carrot, Chicken Wing, Chod, Chubby, Chum, Cock, Cod, Coral Branch, Crank, Credentials, Dawk, Diamond Cutter (couldn't scratch it), Dick, Ding Dong, Dingle Dangle, Dingus, Dirk, Do-Dad, Doohickey, Dong, Donkey's Ear, Doodle Dandy, Dork, Drumstick, Elephant's Trunk, Family Jewels, Fiddle Bow, Fire Poker, Fishing Rod, Flagdoodle (Flagpoll), Flue, Foreman, Frigamajig, Gadget, Gag Stopper (Gagger), Giggle Stick (only very small), Girlometer, Fladius, Goober, Gooseneck, Hammer, His Eminence, Horn, Hose, Hot Dog, Intrument, Irish Root, Iron Bar, Jiggling Bone, Jing Jang, John Thomas, John Willie, Johnson, Johnson County, Joint (you can smoke it), Jones Joy Stick, Joy Toy, Junior, Key, Kick Stand, Knob, Kracken (unleash the...), Lance, Length, Lickin' Stick, Little Brother, Little Colonel (promoted to General after a particularly successful conquest), Little Davey, Little Fireman, Little General, Little Man with the Helmet, Lizard, Love Dart, Love Muscle, Love Wand, Magic Twanger, Magic Wand, Main Vein, Majestic Spire, Man Fruit (what really got Eve), Mahood, Manliness, Man Root, Master of Ceremonies, Meatstick, Meat Whistle (wet yours here), Member, Monkey (spank it), Mr. Happy, Mr. Johnson, Mr. merrymaker, Mr. Tom, Nimrod, Old Blind Bob, Old Fellla, Old Faithful (watch it blow/get blown), Old Hornington, One-Eyed Milkman (always delivers), One-Eyed Pocket Trout, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, One-Eye[d] Willy, Organ, Peacemaker, Pecker, Pee Pee, Pen, Pencile (they can write in the snow) Pendulum, Pepperoni, Perch (sit on this one), Pestle (it'll pound you), Peter (saintly good), Phallus, Piccolo (blow on it), Pickle, Pied Piper (magically attractive), Pile Driver, Pink Torpedo, Pipe, Piston, Plaything, Pleasure Piston, Plug, Po Po (it'll arrest your thought process), Pointer, Pole, Pony, Porkeroon, Pork Sword, Post, Priapus, Prick, Pride and Joy, Privates (often public), Probe, Prod, Prong, Pud, Pump Handle, Purple Headed Warrior, Putz, Quarter Master, Quill, Quimshake (it'll make yours...) Radish, Red Cap (it's an evil lil' thing), Rhubarb, Rod, Rolling Pin, Rooster, Root, Rudder, Saber, Saint Peter, Salem, Scepter (it'll make you say “your majesty”), Schlong, Schvance, Schvanschtuker, Screwdriver, Shaft, Shillelagh, Short Arm, Sir Martin Wagstaff, Skin Flute, Spindle, Spout, Staff, Stalk, Stanley, Stargazer, Stem, Stiffy, Strap, Sword, Tackle, Tallywhacker, Tassel, Tee Tee, Tent Stake, Thing, Thingamabob, Third Leg, Thron, Throbber, Tickle Tail, Ticjler, Tinker, Tool, Toy, Tube Steak, Ugly, Uncle Dick, The Unemployed, Upright Citizen, Veinous Maximus, Wand, Wang Wang Dang Doodle, Wankle, Wares, Waterworks, Wazoo, Weapon, Wedding Kit, Weenie, Weiner, Whacker, Whistle, Whizzer, Wick, Wife's Best Friend, Wigga Wagga, Willy, Winkle, Woofy, Worm, Ying Yang, Zubrick

Chapters I tend to try and keep under 6k. The one I'm currently writing is averaging at just under 2500. Short stories on the other hand are anywhere between 140 characters (twitfics for DD+DT) to well, the skies the limit!