StoryJunkie

^ psychic. < loves alcohol, but abstains. <'s grandfather was like Quamp < also has a stash under the stairs. v believes that there is a celestial drink for those who cannot drink alcohol in this life

I am foxy Cleopatra! Nobody stops Foxy Cleopatra!

Me neither. I can barely climb a ladder to paint a wall. I have never danced the tango

shifts eyes..."yeeessss???" Nanaea?

sometimes... Why can bugs fly and we can't?

I have and I do. (that kind of sounded like wedding vows of some sort) I have never been obsessed with cleaning. (the awful truth comes out!)

this could go both ways. technically, they weren't mine. they never were mine to begin with, but I'm the janitor at the end of the Bullwinkle cartoon. g/ng: robbing the change out of your mother's purse

i am an idiot. I also am lying.

er, he's god? Why?

Philippines

For the love of pete, I'd should say so! Does the exploding penguins have anything to do with beluga whales, or is it just my quirky memory?

It fends off silliness, and yes, horrible accidents. Is it any wonder?

^ very suspicious of people's thoughts < er...forgot what was supposed to be said V follows the orgy thread religiously. ReLigiousLy!

I...am.....er...I forgot...

God got tired of being serious all the time, and spent a day creating assholes. Is God going to smite me now?

Nobody likes discomfort and pain, why?

I"m so bored lately, I'll read anything. I read a really well done mpreg by FalconBertille, apparently, she's gone on to greener pastures, so the warning doesn't scare me or turn me off. I've never seen a scat, water or blood-play one. Well, I did come across one that said blood-play was involved but the author obviously did not know what blood-play was. That sort of thing wouldn't squick me either. (My brother-in-law would guffaw and say, "got your wings yet?") (and if you don't understand that, don't ask because you may really get grossed out.) (Unless, of course, that sort of thing doesn't gross you out) I read furries, vampire things, tentacle drabbles m/m, f/f, m/f m/f/m, etc etc. incest, pedophelia, rape. That's not to say I enjoy them or I don't enjoy them. I'm curious as to what sort of people are in the world and if what they are telling about is true, truth mixed with lies, or lies. Most times I'm bang on. It might take a while, but the stories that draw me to the truth, or make me wonder: "Could that have been true?" I find out later that yes, indeed, although mostly fictional, this story was based in truth. I guess i'm on a search for truth. Yikes! like Mulder! Many people put themselves into their work, and I am intensely interested in that person and what makes them tick, and what sort of lives they've led, and what kind of experiences they're drawing upon, and how old they are, and what kinds of things turns them on. More importantly, how they view themselves and the world.

Nepali

guilty. can't miss a chance on either end. Life is too short, gotta get as many laughs as possible. If someone opens that door, well, all they have to do is take a look in my eye and know they're in trouble. "I'm sorry..." they start to say, and before they can breathe, I snap: "You better be, you useless bag of pus!" LOL (I'm not really that bad). g/ng: watch porn previews because you're so damn bored, even though they either gross you out, make you sorry for the fools or laugh out loud at how silly actual fucking looks like...(I mean, dogs look better than humans!)

Nobody asked him anything sensible, why?

Heaven

the ultimate secret weapon of WWIII. Ever had one overflow on you?

is that so? Well, I'm no longer allowed to re-enact the scene from Monty Python's "Holy Grail" when the "horse" recieves a message (in the chest) from the pansy Prince, who is mistaken for a princess, and says: "Message for you sir." (see? I bet nobody got that convoluted sentence!)

sighs. Friday, payday Friday. (Kinda like: "Bond, James Bond")

because they're deluded. Why?