redsliver

Aquafina's filters are less potent than New York City's tap water filtration. Actually most bottled water is more contaminated than what you'd get from your tap if your municipality has upgraded its reservoir, filtration and delivery systems since 2000.

a fan blowing straight up the leg of my shorts

retail

Line

No thanks, I'm cutting back. Leon?

I have twice sold Leonhart's body for money. I have never said a more bald-faced lie.

It works for me. Should there be a Steak and Blowjob day to offset Valentine's Day?

Not Guilty, Polywolly's working out very well for me. G/NG beta reads.

Trooper - Iron Maiden

The Creeps (song - Hellacopters)

Wesley Willis (Is there a Hugo Weasley? I know of a Hugo Weaving...)

I am very knowledgeable where poop goes. I am not sure if that's brag-worthy.

^ wholly accurate < learned to share from Sesame Street. V believes Grover wasn't promoting promiscuity.

because housing was cheaper there, why?

Edmund Dantes - The Count of Monte Cristo

SPOILER :I agree that its quite ambiguous, but I'd rather him be dead. Its fitting that he'd go to Lily.

I have. I have never thrown a party where the cops showed up.

sunder

Luna's Boat Song - Lunar Silver Star Story Complete (I had totally forgotten that I had this on my mp3 player)

Solar

Me neither, I've always been able to project the consequences of my actions. I have never called the cops on noisy neighbours

Cthulhu (The Call of Cthulhu)

Magnificent

Are you hear to demonstrate auto-cunnilingus? It will cause back problems as you get older.

It usually does. But shouldn't some of the payment be saved for after the mission?