redsliver

I am not looking forward to writing two exams tomorrow.

because women are like dogshit, hear me through, don't interupt! It's just the older that they get the easier they are to pick up, why?

Original

I am here though I should be studying. Amy?

Would I be able to unpause it? (Q and A)

bagel with peanut butter.

Because its impossible to go to the bars these days without one or two trying to take you home, why?

taut

Orgy

One down four to go. Thermo, Analytical, Economics and Advanced Organic remain. All easy.

that's not entirely untrue Trae?

teat

I am home from my first exam. I am thinking I scared some of my classmates by finishing the three hour paper in thirty four minutes. I am going to be surprised with anything short of an A-.

no, but they would get you a hunting rifle and a 256 rounds. How come every exam season I feel compelled to destroy my hearing with Nirvana fully turned up on my Sennheisers?

because they're hardwired that way, why?

^ hasn't seen my face often. < has a tendency to wear shit-eating grins and cocky smirks. V can explain to < why a big grin is described as shit-eating.

me neither, but... I haven't watched a show on television in over a year.

^ has equivalent opinion of mr. Depp as < < liked Edward Scissorhands, Blow and Fear and Loathing but found both Pirates movies wanting. V felt Pirates 2 was a complete and utter rip off of the Monkey Island series.

No, cynicism is a product of skepticism which is required to learn anything. Shouldn't I have the right to shoot people who litter?

What's for dinner? With enough gravy.

I am offended by that remark, I am not so cruel as to leave a beer undrunk! Amy?

because it makes for a better script, why?

tylenol

Living on a Prayer (Song)

should be shoved up your nose. It was poetic really the way her skull had been whacked out with ____________