redsliver

outdoors

I am glad there are no wild scorpions around here.

Ow My Balls (TV show in the future)

Sulphur

Freak Show - Silverchair Madlodger: Slob on My Knob - 3 6 Mafia and Yummy Down On This - Bloodhound Gang

the naked twister after party

guilty, and I do my best to hoard sleep. G/NG can sleep anywhere.

Je ne suis pas capable a parler avec les Francophones. I am not able to understand French slang or Newfie-speak fast frog.

I've never understood why women are attracted to men or vice versa. What attracts someone to another someone can appear completely random and at times ridiculous. If a girl asked me why I thought she was hot, my answer would be: "Because you're hot." I'd like to delve deeper but the only people doing that are psychologists and con artists so I'll stick to as simple as I can keep it.

yeah, it says Thuggan Street, although we just spray painted a TH over the D. G/NG can keep sane sleeping habits

plating perverted homemade board games for four hours with good friends.

(There are no J's or Q's) Kalium

I am thinking fire cooked salmon marinated in a bit of maple syrup tastes a thousand times better on a beach than off a barbecue.

Fish, Fire and Females

Why'd you stop playing with Alan Rickman's dick? Please don't kill me!

8633

The Darkest One (Song - Tragically Hip)

Guilty, that's what happens when your stoned and in a mall though. G/NG has been or is a pot smoker

Zacharius Smith (sp?)

^ spot on, as usual. < assumes normal is for mathematics or chemists. V doesn't know where normal fits into either field.

The FF6 Opera song as sung by Mirisha

I'd be able to say Hi mom! to my sister. If I were a sinner...

Always G/NG has bought flavoured or gag condoms

Mandy Moore

Orangedale Whistle (Song - The Rankins)