Guilty, Vicky Simpson first year English (I took it in second year actually) and the reason I enjoy writing.
G/NG has a specific person to thank for influencing you to write.
^ can get ^'s worship if ^ brings < a cold beer.
< explains that if polygamy were legal, everyone would be married to everyone stop working, claim 9000 dependents and try to collect welfare.
V says yes to polygamy for the pay raise and 7 day weekends.
^ quite right
< huge fan of woman, except when they're talking.
V realises the world would be a better place if women were seen, felt, tasted, and smelled but not heard.
Prawns? Well I've never left anything to slowly rot in a car so not guilty.
(all right I looked it up, they're shrimp. Who knew?)
I have never called shrimp, prawns.