redsliver

Almost, with less socks I'd imagine Mia?

Steel

Well ain't that a co-inky-dink. Hermione

Pet free, well except for a trouser snake. G/NG doesn't think that counts.

Hills?.Sledding as a kid, I love hiking, great paintball locales, slang for tits. Hills are great. I have never seen a live whale.

you end up with an Asian chick between your thighs. Asian girls have been getting a lot of attention from horny nerds lately, even in spite of ______________________________

Redhead

Me neither, but this summer ought to change that. I have never liked tomatoes

Only when trying to outdo my brothers G/NG has a good friend that brings out the best of the worst in them

^ chains herself to pulls to make up for a faux pas. < applauds ^, if only more people were like ^, the world would be a happier more crowded place. V always a fan of handcuffs

Yeah, I guess not, I wouldn't respond to Lizzie or Beth. Mia?

I am sure she loved it. I am considering an update myself. I am telling Mel, that almost anyone who updates is appreciated and is missed if they depart. I am hoping Mel gathers some more confidence and has his way with many a lady forumite.

Call me whatever you like, baby Mia?

When I'm not disguised as a mild mannered reporter. Nan?

Nearing

Have you tried putting the square peg in the square hole? Like moths to the flame, mwahahaha

Damned right Nan?

Not guilty, unless you count insulting haikus: Mel, Mel, the boozehound There are no ladies around Won't stop whacking off G/NG enjoys being crude

I am sad to see Melrick go, his writing and style will be missed. I am assuring him that he's welcome to return if ever the mood strikes him.

The one and only Nan?

Well done, you earned yourself a standing ovation. Mia?

Quite often actually, it sucks in winter when the balls are frozen and don't break. I have never broken a bone.

I am done reading Mia's update and am very impressed. I am extremely glad she left herself chained up after at the end of her post.

Perhaps you're simply not being confident enough. Mia?

^ thinks so little of < < owning up is the biggest sign of growing up. V thinks that explains politicians.