redsliver

Sonic the Hedgehog

In an absolute sense, I've always wanted a pair of boys, immediately not so much. The last thing I want right now is for a phone call from a pregnant woman I've recently laid. I have never had to choose between saving a busload of children or my girlfriend from an evil megalomaniacal supervillain.

erections, erections and alien dissections. Isn't that just like those ___________________

^ makes dangerous threats. < wants to know how ^ can be certain she gives better head than a monkey. < probably better off not knowing. V wishes V was blissfully ignorant.

I was in it because it was soft and warmer than the ground. I have never been hit by a car.

blindfolded

Me neither, more of a biter. I have never bitten anyone so that they bled.

I am no longer allowed to forget my key and need to break into my own house.

Bound

^ right... < probably better off getting a monkey. V will evolve so < can have a monkey.

Only the jaw and surrounding area. I have never shaved anyone's head.

Quite, The question is how to break down your name, His is rather antithetic for a female, and Beautiful isn't much of a shortcut. guess we're stuck with: HB?

Whip

Not a human child, saw a chick hatch and puppies born. I have never knowingly reproduced.

^ understating < is THE evil genius, thank you very much V applying for beautiful assistant position

That's a crying shame, His Beautiful?

Mistress

I am happy to have my fridge stocked for tomorrow's festivities. I am starting at 0:00 and going straight until 23:59:59.99

^ knows me too well < Mwahahahahaha V more of an evil chortler

Viagra (Was there any doubt?)

Not guilty I keep it down around 3 at a time. G?NG is a skilled multitasker

Who's beautiful? Nan?

Please?

^ ninja'd on ^ second post < done <'s job V high five!

the Railroad Spike or the Strip Miner. Ow, even I can't think about ________________________