redsliver

Well there was this one time I was walking down the road in a miniskirt, spike heels and a tube top sucking on my red lollipop. No wait, that never happened, so neither have I. I have never made the mental link between the words lollipop and lolita until now.

Mount

Viva Las Vegas (Song)

Loud and clear Daz?

Scissors

We're off to your mothers did I forget anything? No need to apologise, just keep sucking.

I have its not hard. I have never backed into a telephone pole.

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Yep yep yep Nan?

I am no longer allowed to operate heavy machinery until these pills pass through my system.

Me neither. I have never tried to fix a broken car.

Pillow

I wonder when my first time with identical twins will be? Nan?

I am no longer allowed to wonder how I'm going to get up now that I've found a sitting position that is both comfortable and useful but hurts if I move in the slightest.

Me neither I have never had to spend minutes trying to get into a comfortable sitting position before right now.

Pin

I've not had that one before. Nan?

I am no longer allowed to spell things wrong so that Nanaea feels she must correct them.

I am no longer allowed to get my come uppances.

I am what I am Nan?

I bet I have. I have never been this whiny since junior high school.

I am no longer allowed to laugh at Nanaea because my neck doesn't like it.

I've had 4, and I'm not using any of them anymore, I can lend them to you. I have never wanted more than I do now to shove a handful of painkillers down my throat.

I am no longer allowed to fall asleep on my couch and wake with horrible neck pain.

Don't encourage her, Hermione?