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redsliver

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  1. redsliver

    If I Were...

    I'd be dangerous where you couldn't see. If I were a morning wood...
  2. not guilty unless I was horny to begin with. G/NG is one of the 8% that compulsively drew penises as a child
  3. redsliver

    If I Were...

    I'd play with my tits and masturbate. If I were perverted...
  4. Ugly Dirty Fucking Cocksucking Sons of Whores!
  5. redsliver

    If I Were...

    I'd be dropped If I were blue...
  6. redsliver

    If I Were...

    I'd be thigh high to a Smurf. If I were a Smurf...
  7. redsliver

    I Am...

    I am remembering my job in the Pugwash salt mines. I am thinking that was my favorite job I ever had.
  8. redsliver

    If I Were...

    I'd have my ankles by my ears If I were a jock
  9. I am no longer allowed to toss and turn the sheets off my bed every friggin' night
  10. catches it and invites Eve to be the naked platter which I eat this delicious treat off of. Chucks a jar of maraschino cherries
  11. because they forgot about the snake, why?
  12. because they rewire your pleasure sensors, why?
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