BronxWench

That’s the requirement? No wonder the old Fat Albert books were so unputdownable.

I have several to contribute. Starting with the tangerine-faced shitgibbon, and moving on to the GOP death squad of Graham &Cassidy who are pretending to fix the ACA while actually planning to kill children, the elderly and anyone with a preexisting condition (like life), the evil elf on the shelf pursuing DACA recipients because he’s a piece of racist garbage, and the spineless Speaker of the House (who drinks flat Guinness to pretend to care about his Irish ancestry) and Senate Majority Leader.

I would actually turn on the television for that. Seriously. Darwin’s Law in HD…

The Icelandic Government… all I’m going to say… the president is ok, but the rest of the monkey circus… 

and season two would be politicians? please?… 

lol, what? Is this like the author version of an actor being hated for portraying a villain?

I’d be on board for that!  Start them up the top end of the country, where the world’s largest crocodiles are, and make them trek south, through the outback.

You know what I’d love to do? I’d love to gather up all the idiots who still think they’re entitled to go foxhunting for fun (despite, you know, it actually being illegal now), and fly them over, drop them off. No weapons, no dogs, no guide book, no shelter, no bloody iphone, and let the wildlife in Australia sort them all out. Nice, clean fun. We could film it. It’d be an instant hit, and that’s one reality show I would watch.  
There could be end of season specials featuring the idiots who like to shoot lions and rip the faces off elephants.
We could call it: “Let’s See Who’s Top of the Food Chain Now!”

Considering we have snakes that could kill a bull elephant, it could have always been worse.

Oooh, like the poison in fugu.

That’s cool! Hope he lasts years yet!

He does genuinely eat spiders, too.  He goes looking for them.  Maybe the lethal venom in them adds a bit of spice to the flavour.

Don’t be surprised if your cat starts disappearing for hours at a time. He may be out fighting crime.

Dear gods… I had a spider bite a few weeks ago, and the worst was a bit of a red spot for a couple of days. I always forget how lethal Australia can be.
Cheers to the tough old bastard!

That cat is bad ass! 
And yes, I am totally imagining he ate the spider in revenge for biting him…  

Dear gods… I had a spider bite a few weeks ago, and the worst was a bit of a red spot for a couple of days. I always forget how lethal Australia can be.
Cheers to the tough old bastard!

Fire to the spiders!

Oh, I remember… *looks down and waves at Hell aka Australia, where the spiders can kill*
I am glad the cat is okay though…
 

Well we have some pretty… unfriendly spiders in this country, so for a cat to survive it is pretty impressive.

And I finished my chapter, yippee!

And I’m on the final read through.

I finished a M/M bath scene this morning, referring to light anal as a thorough “cleaning”.

Dude… I’ve had to write four chapters to get Brienne to this point of agreement. I’m not going to waste a single word of what’s coming next. The boys won’t let me. They want dirty.
And then they want a nice, cuddly morning where they wake up with a woman tall enough for them to play footsie with in bed.

And we have her home. The neurologist told us we could do just as much for her at home, since she wasn’t on the IV meds at hospital, so we went and broke her out. She’s not quite herself, and she’s still having small focal seizures, but she’s glad to be home, and we’re so glad to have her back with us.

You are the very best kind of evil…