BronxWench

Actually, last thing, while I’m at it… may as well get it all out. And I realise this might sound a bit cold, but…
Am I really the only person who looks at Melania’s christmas decorations and thinks:
Here is a women at her sexual peak, married to that thing, and wow – that’s probably as close to joy as her soul can get right now.
*shivers*

@BronxWench  Heard something today about he should go to war with North Korea … just him, not the military.

Can’t we just arrange for something to happen to his plane somewhere between here and there? Please?

Had a pub and tea break… nice to catch up a bit.
Thing is, Brienne being all wild and carried away early on… ok. Brienne being wild and carried away when she knows exactly what she wants AND how to get it? Those two don’t stand a chance, do they? She’s just going to get more and more… more. lol. This is going to be a load of fun to write. *g*

Hooray!
 

I know, right? I dunno why people act like being a grinch is a bad thing. That dude was a friggin anti-consumerism hero + an introvert icon

Yeah, it’s one of those always worth it buys I’d say!

Ouch… but it will be worth it. <3

Buying a new oil boiler....

Yay! Well done! A lovely warm, snuggly Christmas for you…  

Life is too short to have people like that in your life.

Well, best of luck to her, and I trust she didn’t let the door hit her in the arse on the way out. You are well shut of her, and I agree—I pity her children as well. Karma will deal with her, lass, don’t worry.

@BronxWench Oh, the door nearly hit her. I slammed it behind her and put the chain on. Got no time for that.
@Desiderius Price Die? Only of orgasms…

Well, best of luck to her, and I trust she didn’t let the door hit her in the arse on the way out. You are well shut of her, and I agree—I pity her children as well. Karma will deal with her, lass, don’t worry.

What? Lots of writers use prompts.

I’m just enjoying how George’s wife knows exactly what to tell him to get those last words in place.

CONGRATS!!! 

@BronxWench Thanks! Steampunk/gothy and gender neutral. Seemed perfect. And slightly better than my original idea to name myself out of spite for my brother. 

I’m just enjoying how George’s wife knows exactly what to tell him to get those last words in place.

The great thing is that also works when you have 49600 words to go too!

Yay! That’s awesome! Grats!

Okay, boobies do make most things much better, I’ll be honest.  Thanks @pippychick 

Jeebus Melrick.  Hang in there, things are bound to improve!

Sounds like a big pile of shit to have to deal with. I hope things improve for you somehow.

Oh, Melrick…
Ok, I don’t usually do this, but… you asked for it…
*grabs Melrick and holds him to her bosom*
…
*lets him go before he suffocates*
Right…