BronxWench

...well damn.
That’s a possibility! And the whole golden shower and swan things really sound fanficcy. Not to mention the amount of mpreg.

If you read robot porn, she’d nail the voices. 

I tried SO hard to get fired today.  Dammit.  I failed.

Oh good, I got family like that. I’ve perfected the stew inside and vent later response. 

Work folk.  The kind who think the louder they yell the more right they are ..
 

According to my “life skills” class, 2018 was a shitshow because we didn’t say enough affirmations. Who knew? 

What happened? Who’s earned your wrath?!

Take no prisoners, my Witch.
 

I am not – and people are not enjoying the dark side of me. 
 

"IT'S GARBAGE DAY!"  I mean, right seasonal movie, wrong quote...  And if anyone gets the quote...  You get a lifetime award of "Wow, Not the Only Obscure Movie Weirdo".  Lol.
Seriously, hurrah  (why'd it autocorrectto Murray?) For this!!!!

::cackles gleefully::

::cackles gleefully::

@JayDee that is brilliantly evil!

You can always punish them. Write something like “In the background Justin Bieber music began to play on a continuous loop.”

thank you
Hadn’t considered mountains like that. Delightful space to hide the spoils and to found a harpy’s roost.
No one is gonna get the drop on you.

Hm. There are so many possibilities…
I like positions which are easily fortified but which also provide avenues for escape. Mountain ranges with an extensive network of caves and tunnels would work, especially if I could allow my shadow people free rein in those caves and tunnels. “No one who enters leaves without my permission. Now have some pie.” That sort of thing.
Mountains are hard to assail, and also very useful for hiding things you’ve acquired but aren’t ready to use yet. And there’s just something wonderfully majestic about being on a mountaintop, surveying the world below, ripe for the taking. My gamer brain keeps recalling Flemeth of Dragon Age fame. She starts out in Origins as a cranky old granny in the Wilds, and by the end of Inquisition, well… the Old Gods are never really gone, are they?

I could double down we do need the rain.
@DemonGoddess
What would you do in this particular situation?

Are you suggesting BW isn’t a deity already?
Might be an idea to avoid thunderstorms is all I’m saying.

What would you do? @BronxWench

What are her minions like? If she’s got some?

Mine would be that kindly silver haired granny that loves baking and what not. Keep her on the move every few decades. With protection against misfortune.

A viable strategy you can’t lose if you aren’t destroyed and being among mortals does provide substantial concealment. 

The nearest tavern with good thick walls until its all blown over.

Welcome back anyway, even though the place feels a bit too grown up without the games. And shoutbox. And pet rocks.
 

Shout box! And the procrastination station! Good times.