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Place has changed since the last time I was here. Ah well, Uncle Fester is back! Roll Call!
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Dark, this is a adult fan fiction site! How could you possibly forget about Rule 34?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main...rom=Main.Rule34
'Sides, muscular as she is, the Aunt is hot. If the Niece has a passing resemblence, then she's hot too. And, failing that, we can market it as a softcore BDSM flick. Or something like that. Give me a bit and I'll pass it on to my marketing folks...
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If she looks anything like her aunt, you are a very lucky bastard. And besides, why not just ask her to join you and her aunt for a threesome? If this works, the voyeur in me demands video!
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Dark, first you have a woman asking you your preferences so that she could arrange a threesome for you? Now you've got ahot chick who wants to screw you and you're going to get paid for it? I'd say I'd kill for your problems, but I'm sure there's got to be a catch to this somewhere....
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Exactly! Wait, what?
(This from the guy handing out dating applications for his friend over the internet!) -
So? She's also wearing what looks like an Israeli airforce top and has a camo jacket on the door, and enough muscle on her arms to end most fights. If you're not intimidated by any of that, whats a few years extra?
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That...looks like a definite case for body paint to be honest. So it depends on what Con you're going to, most of the one's I've been to would make you put something on. Bare breasts generally cause problemsfor them, at least legally. Just a fair warning. As for the priestess pants...try to find an ethnic clothes store, or search the internet. The lace idea might work, if you took a light blue leotard or something and glued it on over that...
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Yeah, why not? Admittedly, I think she'd look better if she let her hair down and dumped the glasses (and maybe the earrings. Not a big fan of hoops being in my when I'm trying to nibble) but those are all personal opinions anyway.
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Because the Japanese approach to nudity, especially in a group bath atmosphere, is something most Americans have never encountered and thus aren't very comfortable with. For all that we are today, we were founded by a bunch of Puritans, and that comes back a lot when things from different cultures get introduced to ours. Interestingly, you tend to see a backlash against the censorship, as people don't want watered down entertainment, they want the original material. So while adults are freaking out over a bare ass on NYPD Blue or a nipple slip in the Superbowl (though admittedly, that had to have been planned, which means they knew they were breaking the rules. Why else the star?) while the younger generation is watching imported animation, which almost always features a group bath scene somewhere along the line. "Sneaking over the girl's side" is the Japanese equivalent of the panty raid, just with bare flesh instead of women's underwear.
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Look up Heinlein's The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress. The Lunar society had polygamous couples, with a matriarchal bent. After all, you could always prove who a child's mother was, but the father could be anyone. (Not really, but close enough.) Adding a new member to the family was a joint decision, with the female side ruling. There's polygamy in a lot of Heinlein's stories, actually, but it generally comes down to "Why should we limit ourselves to one person when it comes to love?" rather than "Look at my five wife status symbol!"
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Alas, for the time before time when replies came three to an hour instead of one to three days...
Uncle Fester hell, I'm an old dinosaur.
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Opium, actually. Of the bits I've actually managed to confirm? She met the guy of her life in a bookstore, procceeded to get trained as a bondage slave by him, only for him to die of a heroine overdose, which his parents blamed her for, so she didn't get to attend the funeral. Then met another guy, got engaged to him, got raped by him, broke it off and then proceeded to miscarry the child from the rape. Shortly after this, she managed to graduate highschool. She then proceeded to get engaged again, broke it off because the guy was an ass (this was about the time I met her) and has since gone through a series of "gentlemen" which have so far included: an army recruit who proposed to her in a cleaning solution induced haze, a guy who used her to cheat on his girlfriend, two of her friends whom almost immediately decided they were then going on to a "spirit quest" or somesuch, another guy who was so small she couldn't tell he was in until he started moving only for him to fall out and blame it on her for being "too wet". Next was the guy who blew her off four times and then asked her to wait for him while he got his career off the ground. Then the next guy also asked for time to "find himself." Now she's chasing a guy who goes to school with her best friend, and is supposedly a virgin, which would make him the third of the lot. (Tiny and the second fiancee were also virgins.)
Her interests include literature, poetry, writing, punk, ska, metal (all varities), tatoos, track marks, knives, being tied up, opium, and brandy, though shots are perfectly fine as well. Anyone willing to date her must first pass the Popeye's test. The test involves attending a show at Popeyes, a local bar which is really more like a small house party, most famous for the holes in the wall where people were forcibly ejected.
There is a reason we all decided we'd be more active in helping her pick out the next guy.
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Um, Ghosts? Last count there were four of them she deals with on a regular basis, one of them romantically.
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Actually, six and ten are really the only trick/test questions. The rest are all actual requirements to one degree or another. Though why every assumes we mean corpses with the last one, I just don't know...
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Well, the Orgy Round Robin was entertaining once, the second time was kind of a flop....
Eh, damnit people, post!
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So, I'm back from my wanderings of the internet. How's life folks? What'd I miss while I was away?
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Please Add Contact Information:
Phone Number
E-mail address
1) Do you have track marks and/or scars?
2) Are you currently taking illegal drugs of one form or another?
3) If so, please list them here:
4) Do you listen to ska, heavy metal, or punk?
5) Do you even know what ska is?
6) Is your liver capable of processing more than three liters of alchohol/hour?
7) Do you have a problem with homosexuals or bisexuals?
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8) Are you comfortable with blatant racism?
9) Do you recognize any of the following names: Emile Zola, Tom Robbins, or Edward Rutherford?
10) Are you lying to us?
11) Are you comfortable with sadomasochistic acts?
12) Are you comfortable with watching other people commit sadomasochistic acts on your girlfriend?
13) Do you have a small penis? (Ignore this if female.)
14) Are you comfortable with your girlfriend committing random acts of nudity in public?
15) What nationalities have contributed to your heritage?
16) Are you comfortable with tattoos and piercings?
17) Are you comfortable with being called Master?
18) Are you comfortable with your girlfriend referring to other people as her Master?
19) Are you comfortable with sharing your girlfriend with several dead people?
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Chapter 9is now up!
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LOL foe....
Was using them as examples, because I've actually read something they've each written. I've heard good stuff about your stories as well. One of these years, when I have time to get back to my reading, I'd like to check your stories out as well.
Hahahaha, I must say, I have no idea how far reached my stories have become... I mean, I know I did decent reviews/hits (something like 200+ reviews over 70+ chapters, plus at least 60,000 hits) but it's a rather plain highschool cheerleaders/geeks fic on a site where the average author expects Harry to get cornholed by Dobby. I don't I think I've even really done anything kinky, outside of Return of...
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You have no rights. All you have is a code of rules that is agreed upon by you and a collective of others to determine what is and is not an acceptable form of behavior. The only true "right" that can be said to belong to a living being is the the right to eventually fall down dead, and we're working on that one.
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Well, in archive this size, you sometimes have to look, and/or ask for recommendations.
I think Keith or Acal might be more the kind of writers you're looking for. They're BOTH good writers.
As to fic quality and such overall, if you think about what is seen as the purpose of this archive by the person who owns it, and those of us who help run it, then you'll understand why QC is not something we necessarily do. Jaxxy, for example, strongly believes in having an area to have an outlet for not only creativity, but being able to express that while LEARNING, and in an adult community. By that, (adult community) I'm referring to a community of people who are 18 or over. Not necessarily their story content. I completely agree with her on that.
See, I can't write for beans either. But, that doesn't mean that I should, or WOULD discourage someone else from giving it a try. It takes GUTS to put your work out there for others to have a look at, and in many for instances, tear it apart. And yet, still be able to come back the next day and do it AGAIN.
Hey, what about my stories? Geeze, a guy couldn't get any love around here. Ok, might help if I ever finished more than one of them...
Seriously, it's mostly digging. Stay away from the major fandoms, and you actually tend to see different patterns. The original sections, for example, tend to have more rape/incest/bondage in their fics than something like the Harry Potter section, whose authors have a firm belief that the only thing better than than the Weasly twins enjoying a randy bout of twincest is Harry and Lucius, or Harry and Draco, or Harry and Draco and Lucius, having a horribly torrid and dramatic romance of epic proportions that dwarfs even the scope of the original author's creation.
As a writer and reader, my suggestions are to look at the tags and read the reviews. If people are asking questions about the characters as often as they demand more, its probably a good story. And searching for tags is a good way to sort through what you want in a specific area.
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I'm not sure what there is to complain on. It's the city trying to cover the city's responsibilities for the police requirements. Same as they'd do if it was a GOP inauguration, and there was this much jubilation planned.
Honestly then, they probably should have spent some more. I can see why the media isn't complaining. I got caught in those crowds, trying to get to the mall. There were stretches as long as 20 minutes were the crowds were just still, because there was no way to move in any direction. The DCPD wasn't any help at all; I never got the same story twice any time I asked for help or directions. The only ones who seemed competent were the National Guardsmen who were holding the checkpoints. They had at least an idea of what was going on, mostly because they were sticking to a zero tolerance policy when it came to moving the crowds. The crowds didn't move until they said so, and only where they said to go.
Now, admittedly there is plenty of evidence out there for media bias, but this isn't it. The attitudes and presentations of articles has more to do with a display of media bias than anything else. This article is probably a better example:
http://newsroom.ucla.edu/portal/ucla/Media...-UCLA-6664.aspx
While the editorial page of The Wall Street Journal is conservative, the newspaper's news pages are liberal, even more liberal than The New York Times. The Drudge Report may have a right-wing reputation, but it leans left. Coverage by public television and radio is conservative compared to the rest of the mainstream media. Meanwhile, almost all major media outlets tilt to the left.The original UCLA report shows up on the second page of google as a document file.
Or this article:
http://faculty.chicagogsb.edu/jesse.shapir...search/bias.pdf
The reasons can differ based on whether the beliefs are being written into the story for the customer's benefit, or to advance the agenda of the reporter, but it exists.
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Videos are always nice
Whaaaaaaat? I hardly think there is anyone here who can rightly call me a perv and not apply it to themselves. :-P
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That's a nice way to think about it.
Except.
She asked in a following email "How violent are you willing to get?" and "Would you choke her if she asked you to?".
I'm getting more and more worried the further it goes.
Eh, have fun with it. If they're really that into the whole Dom/Sub scene, then taking control early means they have to operate on your terms instead of theirs. If it's pure masochism, just bite and scratch, I'm sure they'll love it...
Sorry man, but complaining about a threesome with two kinky girls on a sex fic site may not have been the best idea...
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Hey, Keith is still here? Cool! Hey Keith! How's the Bible been treatin' you?