FairySlayer

God, the Parental Advisory sections would go on for pages...

Somehow, the very notion of most of the archive being featured on IMDB absolutely terrifies me.  

I’ve mostly been trimming my own hair, bit by bit and occasionaly buzzing it all off, for over 15 years. In other words, I don’t care how awful it looks because it distracts from my face, my body, my personality, etc.

There has been a distinct advantage in my decision (prompted by an allergy to hair dye) to let my grey hair fly proudly.  

Tell me about it. I’m starting to look like Cousin It.

I’ve mostly been trimming my own hair, bit by bit and occasionaly buzzing it all off, for over 15 years. In other words, I don’t care how awful it looks because it distracts from my face, my body, my personality, etc.

I’ve mostly been trimming my own hair, bit by bit and occasionaly buzzing it all off, for over 15 years. In other words, I don’t care how awful it looks because it distracts from my face, my body, my personality, etc.

I want to add to this list… I don’t know exactly if he counts as a superhero, being a demi-god and all, but I want to ask Loki, “What was it like when you turned into a horse and had to carry a foal to term?”. Followed by, “And how was it when the foal was born with eight legs?”

It must be my age, but M*A*S*H: The Musical gave me the best laugh. Now you have me wondering which modern actors would be cast for the main roles… and who would play the helicopters?
Still, all of them are fun. Now I’m almost tempted to start the process to have some grandkids of my own.

It must be my age, but M*A*S*H: The Musical gave me the best laugh. Now you have me wondering which modern actors would be cast for the main roles… and who would play the helicopters?
Still, all of them are fun. Now I’m almost tempted to start the process to have some grandkids of my own.

It must be my age, but M*A*S*H: The Musical gave me the best laugh. Now you have me wondering which modern actors would be cast for the main roles… and who would play the helicopters?
Still, all of them are fun. Now I’m almost tempted to start the process to have some grandkids of my own.

Horses do have a nasty bite to them. And they kick like a...uh… horse.

@JayDee I wish you got to write the action for when Bree from Narnia tracks this guy down and punishes him properly  – whatever that means. (The guy is a horse’s ass, so it should fit.)

With most people going out of their way to be a bit kinder, this is even sadder. If only there were CDC guidelines to stop the spread of ignorance…
Best of luck as you continue to deal with it all.

@JayDee I wish you got to write the action for when Bree from Narnia tracks this guy down and punishes him properly  – whatever that means. (The guy is a horse’s ass, so it should fit.)

@JayDee I wish you got to write the action for when Bree from Narnia tracks this guy down and punishes him properly  – whatever that means. (The guy is a horse’s ass, so it should fit.)

There was a similar incident in my local post office a few years ago, where an older woman lashed out at a young Latina woman. To my great joy, I was not the only one telling the older woman that her language and attitude were completely uncalled for, and that she was in the wrong to begin with.
But right now, I think we should all try to be a bit kinder. We need the kindness.

Sure is a lot of human garbage out there. Fuck that guy.

With most people going out of their way to be a bit kinder, this is even sadder. If only there were CDC guidelines to stop the spread of ignorance…
Best of luck as you continue to deal with it all.

With most people going out of their way to be a bit kinder, this is even sadder. If only there were CDC guidelines to stop the spread of ignorance…
Best of luck as you continue to deal with it all.

Thanks for the support, all.
FS, all of the responses from agents go something like this: Dear George, Thank you for including me in your agent queries. Unfortunately this doesn't feel like the right project for me at this time. I'm so sorry, but this is a pass for me. I wish you all the best in your endeavor. Sincerely, Agent X
There is one bright spot: After posting this status update, I realized that I need to write something that is going to make me happy. So instead of going for another scifi epic, I’m going to try scifi comedy.

How many pages are the rejection letters? After a point I’d hope they’d at least give you some notes. Maybe your brain is pausing the second book until you get some kind of resolution on the first? Perhaps I shouldn’t be using question marks this way?
The third book should just be an anthology of your many original stories.
BTW the actual reason something is rejected often isn’t even what you think: https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3266

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Sorry to hear it. Given the quality of your writing you absolutely deserve to do well. As with a lot of things it is a case of who you know – it seems like it to me anyway and that’s why so many folks get their book deal after they score a well connected agent through some friend of a friend, or if they’ve been on some writing course run by a big name who’ll shill for them.

Caat world was practice / warm up so I could try to write a serious book.  Got a great idea for it, people who have read what I got love it.  Got a couple of dozen pages into it and can’t even force myself to work on it, started a different erotic story instead.  So hard to write serious.