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WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Happy Birthday, love
Happy Birthday, love
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WillowDarkling got a reaction from Melrick for a status update, Let’s all raise a toast to our brilliant @BronxWench on her birthday. Happy birthday,
Let’s all raise a toast to our brilliant @BronxWench on her birthday.
Happy birthday, and may they be many more.
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WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, On the FOURTH day of Christmas, a true love ought to give: FOUR scammers getting bait
On the FOURTH day of Christmas, a true love ought to give:
FOUR scammers getting baited and losing their gift cards
THREE busted spammers’ modems
TWO broken spammer’s modems1
ONE spammer’s head in a pear tree
1Credit to @BronxWench for the second line
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WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, On the THIRD day of Christmas a true love ought to give three destroyed spammers’ mod
On the THIRD day of Christmas a true love ought to give three destroyed spammers’ modems, two broken spammers’ keyboards1, and a spammer’s head in a pear tree.
1Credit to @BronxWench for the second line, maybe a forum topic would’ve been better?
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WillowDarkling got a reaction from GeorgeGlass for a status update, That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck,
That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck, I’m happy
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WillowDarkling got a reaction from InvidiaRed for a status update, That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck,
That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck, I’m happy
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WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck,
That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck, I’m happy
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WillowDarkling reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, I FINALLY got the time to fix my computer issues, so I can access everything I haven’
I FINALLY got the time to fix my computer issues, so I can access everything I haven’t been able to for a few months. Now to get work under control, and I’ll be golden!
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WillowDarkling reacted to InvidiaRed for a status update, I have never been so insulted as when a cousin brought vegan turkey to thanksgiving.
I have never been so insulted as when a cousin brought vegan turkey to thanksgiving. I woke up at 4 to get started and this person brings vegan turkey… And no no one is vegan in the family.
Words were said.
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WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving!
For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving!
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WillowDarkling reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, Looks like I finally got around my browser issues. Now to reset up email
Looks like I finally got around my browser issues. Now to reset up email
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WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, The definition of irony is wanting to scream at your cats, “Just live in fucking harm
The definition of irony is wanting to scream at your cats, “Just live in fucking harmony goddamn it!”
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WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?
Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?
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WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess , my fellow cranky o
A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess, my fellow cranky old broad. Here’s hoping for a good year!
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WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, What I say: "He was a stallion in the truest sense." What my phone hears: "He was a s
What I say: "He was a stallion in the truest sense."
What my phone hears: "He was a scallion in the truest sense."
So keep an eye out for my upcoming story about a sexy green onion.
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WillowDarkling reacted to pittwitch for a status update, Well, having failed all conservative treatment options, I’ll be setting up for chemot
Well, having failed all conservative treatment options, I’ll be setting up for chemotherapy for this oddball immune system of mine. Wish me luck!
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WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, So, the post-Halloween trick-or-treater tally: At least one kid dressed as an interne
So, the post-Halloween trick-or-treater tally:
At least one kid dressed as an internet meme -- check Multiple Elsas and Harley Quinns -- check A whole family in themed costumes -- check A hot mom in a borderline-inappropriate outfit -- checkity-doo
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WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, “There’s a TV, Joe.” “Champagne?”
“There’s a TV, Joe.”
“Champagne?”
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WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, I want my money back! Third COVID shot so far, no super powers.
I want my money back! Third COVID shot so far, no super powers.
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WillowDarkling reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, So, is eating a rabbi considered Kosher? (Asking for...a friend cause ‘tis the season
So, is eating a rabbi considered Kosher? (Asking for...a friend cause ‘tis the season for questions.)
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WillowDarkling reacted to JayDee for a status update, I had a very close relative die in the summer and it’s kind of broken me too, as self
I had a very close relative die in the summer and it’s kind of broken me too, as self-centred as it sounds when they’re the one who died, but I gotta try and move on a bit. Hoping to catch up on reading soon, especially the new halloween story jam you’ve got going on.
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WillowDarkling reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, Do you think that when Theodore Maiman switched on the first laser at Hughes Research
Do you think that when Theodore Maiman switched on the first laser at Hughes Research Laboratories in 1960, he realized that he was inventing the 20th century's greatest cat toy?
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WillowDarkling reacted to BronxWench for a status update, M Denis Villeneuve had best be working on Dune Part Two, or I shall hunt him down, re
M Denis Villeneuve had best be working on Dune Part Two, or I shall hunt him down, remove his liver with my bare hands, and offer it to the Morrigan.
And yes, Part One was an enormous improvement over David Lynch’s effort, although I might had chosen differently for the role of Lady Jessica. But by and large, c’est incroyable!
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WillowDarkling got a reaction from Desiderius Price for a status update, Went to a toy store to buy a birthday present for niece, paternal unit asked if there
Went to a toy store to buy a birthday present for niece, paternal unit asked if there were any spiders there. Went to the grocery store, found plastic spiders and bought them for the paternal unit. He’s 69 years old and walking around with a plastic spider on his finger.
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WillowDarkling got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Went to a toy store to buy a birthday present for niece, paternal unit asked if there
Went to a toy store to buy a birthday present for niece, paternal unit asked if there were any spiders there. Went to the grocery store, found plastic spiders and bought them for the paternal unit. He’s 69 years old and walking around with a plastic spider on his finger.