WillowDarkling

The adorableness of Catinca Untaru not knowing her lines, and totally not understanding a word of Lee Pace’s dialogue is beyond perfect.  And Lee Pace’s performance in that role is beyond perfect as well. 

Fun fact: Alexa is responsible for 95% of werewolf attacks in the last 5 years

Rest in Peace.

So a woman asks her mom not to bring a dangerous man who was convicted of a homicide in 98 (the grandpa) around her kids, the grandma does it anyways and the mom is surprised when the grandpa takes a sledgehammer to the 12 year olds head! cuz the grandpa thought the kid stole money from him!  (my neck of the woods)SMH
 https://www.fox6now.com/news/milwaukee-man-accused-of-killing-grandson-charges-filed

So… we just had our second police shooting… 

Big shout-out to @BronxWench for granting a hojillion category requests today!

Everybody needs a dose of infectious laughter <3

A very happy birthday to @foeofthelance and hoping this year brings lots of good things for you! See you at Ren Faire, lad, and I’ll stand you a mead!    

Must confess… this post in @Praetor ‘s topic irked me, but it didn’t feel right replying in a thread (where, no offense, not reading the relevant story).
The sense of self-entitlement here reeks, IMO, threatening a hostile takeover of a story because the author might be having a life outside of writing.
 

Protip: Best to not use poison ivy as toilet paper.

Sending birthday wishes to my darling @pippychick and wishing you all the very best for this year, and all the years to come. Love you!    

Found this excellent gardening tip on facebook!
REMEMBER: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig it up.

That moment, after you crawl in bed, that you think of the perfect line of dialogue!  Time to forget sleeping.

From FB, but still…

Pro tip: Do not french kiss the cobra.

Making Progress. Slow progress but a step is still a step by any measure
@BronxWench you were right It was way more cost effective to buy 10 ISBNS
I feel like that’s how they suck you in. Well you only wanted one but….
You got the rest of your life to use the rest of them ahaha.

My story “The Cartooniverse Mother-Daughter Crossover Sextacular” references 75 different cartoons from every era. My thought this morning: “It’s like I was trying to ruin as many childhoods as possible.”

This summarizes up today, though it omits the gaming distraction….

I wanted to share a real zinger for anyone who needs a laugh today. For this to make sense, you need to know three things: 1, I'm bi with a very supportive straight husband; 2, I'm in the closet IRL because of homophobic loved ones, and 3, I'm "out" online under my pen name. Oh, and 4, my husband Cold is an adorable smartass.
I spent some time today working in our big hall closet, up on a stepladder. When I heard Cold come through the front door, I warned him to be careful coming through the hallway because "I'm kinda in the closet."
   "Kinda?" he retorted. "You're entirely in the closet." 
   I could hear the unspoken bi joke like a cat hearing a can opener. "I'm only in the closet IRL," I reminded him, "online, everyone and their gay stepdog knows I'm bi." 
    Cold poked his head around the door. "Either you're in the closet or you're out of the closet," he teased me. "You can't be both. You're not Schrodinger's bi."
 And that's how I realized it is entirely possible to laugh yourself right off a ladder, and that, despite getting older, Cold IS still able to catch me before I can fall on my oversized rump. I'm still grinning about this, and it's been over an hour!

well i just found out the hard way that there are shitty people in this world. I lost my phone Sat, and only got it back today cuz my carrier was nice enough to give me the name and phone number of the person who had my phone and i called and threatened them! ugh. I hope Karma bites her in the ass!

I’m annoyed because it feels like the only thing visiting my “clean” version of my fanfic on FF.net are bots stealing it – I post, and a half dozen bots lift it inside a day or two; at least one a day after that.  Feeling like I should simply abandon the clean version, and only pursue the explicit version on AO3.  That’d make writing easier, but also jerks around anybody still reading the clean.

Remember, you’re here because your parents got frisky.  Sweet dreams! 

I feel like there is a whole untapped subgenre of what happens when a zombie apocalypse gets worse.
*Werewolf howls*
or demons escaping hell or vampires going crazy as they try to find the last living humans before they go totally feral.
or even suddenly it goes disaster movie.

So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I have decided to spend the rest of the year sniggering. He does not think it’s that funny...

So, the paternal unit has turned 69, and after two weeks of careful consideration I have decided to spend the rest of the year sniggering. He does not think it’s that funny...